Alright enough lets update

I am getting bored!

[hightraffic10]

Ok google you can hit the button anytime!

[o0_cops_0o]

I went over to google to press the button!....They wouldent let me near the servers and called the cops..i explained to the cops that we are waiting for the update, anyway it ended up google calling the army to remove the cops from the building! so the updates are gona be a little while longer :)) lmao

[EquityMind]

NO no no...you need to be more discreete. What we do is set up a pool to hire a private investigative agency in Mountain View, CA (we'll use Google to find one). We have them dress up as the cleaning crew this evening but instead of cleaning we'll give them the location of the ominous red button in the main server room. They'll push the button...mission accomplished.

[lazerzubb]

As stated before the update will happen when it happens, and only Google and GOOGLE alone decides when that is, trust me!

If you are getting bored try:
Unanswered Messages [webmasterworld.com]

[GoogleGuy]

If it were me, I would take a few days off. :)

[skipfactor]

You said that a few days ago! Define "few". :)

[wreck3d]

I assume it won't start this month... ;\

[onionrep]

>If it were me, I would take a few days off. :)

There you have it, direct from the horses mouth. :)

If it happens in the next 48 or 72 hours people will say, "bah that google guy tells pork pies"

I suspect Google Guy doesnt want this to happen, so perhaps its a good idea to believe what he says and forget about the update and wait til it happens.

No update for Feb. :)

[skipfactor]

Well said Onyon. A sincere thanks GG, BUT THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY EASIER! This month sucked anyway. Ah, wonderful March. Now I'm out on the streets for a "few" days, looking for something much less addictive...

[mediaman]

Yup, not happening till this weekend sometime.

I am going out of town, so I suppose it will give me something to look forward to when I get back! (Or not depending on what the Google gods do!)

Have fun watching the dance everyone! :-)

[Beachboy]

Clearly, GG is watching this thread. He is no doubt guarding the Big Red Button, probably armed with a serious automatic rifle. You will need to take him out to get to the Button. Plan accordingly. ;)

[binki]

Uh-oh, better watch out the Department of Big Button Security doesn't get wind of your plan!

[GodLikeLotus]

SUNDAY is the day. Right Googleguy?

[Chico_Loco]

>> You will need to take him out to get to the Button.

I'm sure that can be arranged .. ha ha .. I'm want an update, but I don't wanna do time :)

[ThomasB]

Sunday 7:45 GMT

I know it for sure ... just waked up from a great dream ... My first PR 10 and Googleguy showing me the schedule for the next dances to help me planning my next holidays .... ;)

[needinfo]

Hi, sorry the update is a little late this time. It's my fault. I called Google up the other day to ask them to wait a while whilst I finish some work on my sites!

[rfgdxm1]

I define "I would take a few days off" as meaning at least 3, as if the update were in 2 days saying take a couple days off" would make more sense. Thus, I wouldn't expect the update until at least Monday, unless Googleguy is intentionally lying to torment us. ;)

[deft_spyder]

got deepbot'd today... its not tonight.

[Night_Hawk]

Guys,

I am going to do something better with my time,
I am going to visit a friend in the hospital, if i do not and stay infront of my computer instead i will be joining him soon.

Good Luck.

[jady]

You guys are too much! (Now I know what Google employees do for fun - Make grown men wet their pants waiting for updates)

[rfgdxm1]

Well, it is now past midnight and March 1 based on the international standard of UTC, which is the one that is most appropriate for the Internet. And, for anyone wanting to use any other time zone, I personally don't expect the update to happen in the next 12 hours. For whatever reason the deep crawl was unusually late this month, and I don't think the computation necessary from it could be complete by now so the dance could be started. Odd that the update is so late, considering it wasn't late last month (it happened at 0345 on Jan. 26), which is about average of late. Google needs to make the update happen at regular times to ease the nerves of webmasters. ;) Although, as my sites are doing so well in the SERPs at the moment most of the potential they have in an update is in the direction of down, so a late update doesn't bother me much.

[digitalghost]

>>Odd that the update is so late

Since there is no schedule posted for updates it is impossible for the update to be late. :)

The update isn't even late using historical patterns to predict the update.

[wreck3d]

this sucks. I'm expecting HUGE leaps this update too, I literally in anxiety waiting for this thing to get here. Grrrrrrr.

[daroz]

Steve McCroskey: "Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit amphetamines"

(It's a movie quote... :)

[kevinpate]

hot shower, a glass of wine, a spot of tea if you abstain from all alcohol, milk if you abstain from caffeine, a nice book, Gilligan's Island re-runs, Silly Songs from Larry Veggi-Tales video, ER re-runs, Buffy and the Scooby Gang, a long walk (not off a short pier though), swimming some laps, etc., etc., etc.

Hey, Google Guy did say (twice this week by the by) to take some time off, so we, us, ya'll, all ya'lls may as well enjoy it and punch the personal lil red buttons and put pause da worry on pause til another day.

[rfgdxm1]

That Googleguy post today does make it seem like he was saying the update was still a few days off. Thus those with new sites trying to get in, or old sites they are expecting a big rise in the SERPs for, may have to hang in there.

[ukgimp]

Imagine if "they" pressed the red update button on a leap year? We would have to wait for four years for abother update. What would we do....?

......OK, I am off to bed :)

[rogue]

It'll happen when it happens. Can't do much about about it now anyway. All y'all go relax.

[EliteWeb]

Blame it on the month of February and not Google :D hehehe I still wonder why I have to pay rent the same amount as any other month when I lived there less that month... hMmmMmm i should question that.

[wasmith]

People in California don't care about UTC. They have more than six hours left.

[Jesse_Smith]

There's a rumor going around that there will be no update before Monday. :( :( :( The two people who I hurd it from say they got it 'From a reputable source'.