For The Moderators

& All Friends Here

[trannack]

Just recently, and this is not a complaint, I have had a couple of replies to threads pulled as being off topic. I totally understand the reasoning behind this. However, a number of threads seem to get moved to other forums on WW. Speaking for myself, I only tend to visit two forums on WW, within these forums I feel I have got to know - and understand - a lot of how the regulars on these forums think, what makes them tick, what their general areas of expertise are etc. Although none of us have ever met, I often think of these people if not as friends, as working colleagues.

There are often times when I would like to post a question to get feedback from these people that I feel I have got to know and trust, but feel it is going to be off topic and either pulled or moved to another forum that I do not know or visit.

I have enjoyed the sometimes light relief banter that goes on here - and the sometimes flippant comments that get thrown around - re fridges, and mouse tracking etc. Is there any way that WW could almost put a subforum within a forum? ie "adsense off topic forum" or some such thing? Just a thought.:)

[Car_Guy]

Late night stats checking is always disappointing because Kazakhstan journalists sleep during trannacks vulcanised fridge experiences. But, after several years hunting MFAs and filtering endlessly, Google decided that 200 entries was completely inadequate and granted a total ban to every publisher who publicly whines about lower quality, credibility.

Then, after trannack returned, French pubs needed more Guinness to prepare for the moderators' inevitable, dreaded Groundhog Day plotting to diversify the variety of alcoholic drinks mixed recipes while anticipating John Cleese's frilly underpants reappearing, worn to protect from dreaded, thread-locked giddiness.

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out

[Pengi]

Heavy stuff Car-Guy.
Lucky escape eh?

[Pengi]

Late night stats checking is always disappointing because Kazakhstan journalists sleep during trannacks vulcanised fridge experiences. But, after several years hunting MFAs and filtering endlessly, Google decided that 200 entries was completely inadequate and granted a total ban to every publisher who publicly whines about lower quality, credibility.
Then, after trannack returned, French pubs needed more Guinness to prepare for the moderators' inevitable, dreaded Groundhog Day plotting to diversify the variety of alcoholic drinks mixed recipes while anticipating John Cleese's frilly underpants reappearing, worn to protect from dreaded, thread-locked giddiness.

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France

[Bddmed]

Late night stats checking is always disappointing because Kazakhstan journalists sleep during trannacks vulcanised fridge experiences. But, after several years hunting MFAs and filtering endlessly, Google decided that 200 entries was completely inadequate and granted a total ban to every publisher who publicly whines about lower quality, credibility.

Then, after trannack returned, French pubs needed more Guinness to prepare for the moderators' inevitable, dreaded Groundhog Day plotting to diversify the variety of alcoholic drinks mixed recipes while anticipating John Cleese's frilly underpants reappearing, worn to protect from dreaded, thread-locked giddiness.

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally

(I'm off to bed, I hope to see you all in here again tomorrow)

[edited by: Bddmed at 9:11 pm (utc) on Oct. 17, 2006]

[Khensu]

Late night stats checking is always disappointing because Kazakhstan journalists sleep during trannacks vulcanised fridge experiences. But, after several years hunting MFAs and filtering endlessly, Google decided that 200 entries was completely inadequate and granted a total ban to every publisher who publicly whines about lower quality, credibility.

Then, after trannack returned, French pubs needed more Guinness to prepare for the moderators' inevitable, dreaded Groundhog Day plotting to diversify the variety of alcoholic drinks mixed recipes while anticipating John Cleese's frilly underpants reappearing, worn to protect from dreaded, thread-locked giddiness.

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off

[edited by: Khensu at 12:02 am (utc) on Oct. 18, 2006]

[ann]

...........Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for

Ann

[ann]

NOW I GET IT!

We adsensers have all fipped out from concentrating on ad placement so long and the Mods are letting us take the cure in here rather than shipping us off to a, ahem, 'facility'. :)

Ann

[andrewshim]

NOW I GET IT!
We adsensers have all fipped out from concentrating on ad placement so long and the Mods are letting us take the cure in here rather than shipping us off to a, ahem, 'facility'.

No... the mods are trying out a new placement for us Adsensers to see if they can achieve lower CTR (Crappy Talk Ratio) on WebmasterWorld.

or...

mebbe UNBEKNOWNST to us, people get scared silly when they accidentally land in on of our "intellectual" dicsourses that the mods need to hide us somewhere.

[Pengi]

Looks as if Andrewshim has won the prize!

[Khensu]

You hit the chicken on the head andrew.

We are making a display of collective determination to prove our point.

Basically, this is the prototype for the Foo. Do you really want to subject other WW members to our special kind of insanity?

[Pengi]

I don't know about you guys, but this thread has worked for me. I've had some fun and feel that some colleagues have got closer to being friends.

It would even work on the Foo - so long as we can include the odd AdSense hot link or Ad.

But it still is not the same as allowing humour to creep in to some of the "real threads". Some of them sure need some humour - "Remove Adsense from pages with low eCPM" shows what can happen!

I'll keep visiting here though until we're shut down or moved on.

Trannack - how about a WORD from you.

[andrewshim]

You hit the chicken on the head andrew.

I find chicken tastes better when you hit them on the head or... was that castigate them?

[trannack]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.

[Pengi]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.

Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.

serendipedous - you're making that up!

After lunching

[andrewshim]

You hit the chicken on the head andrew.

no... I remember now... you gotta hit the chicken on the head so's it won't wake up when you're plucking its feathers. oooooh that can get right ugly....

[andrewshim]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.

But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.

After lunching on chicken,

[trannack]

Serendipity is finding something unexpected and useful while searching for something else entirely. For instance, the discovery of the antibacterial properties of penicillin by Alexander Fleming is said to have been serendipitous, because he was merely cleaning up his laboratory when he discovered that the Penicillium mould had contaminated one of his old experiments.

:) Just call me "Abbey" from now on!

[trannack]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.
But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.

After lunching on chicken, they were all struck down with

[Pengi]

two words - not half a sentence!

You'll get censored by the borgerators

[trannack]

Ok, Ok....
Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.
But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.
After lunching on chicken, severe dihorrea

[Webwork]

In my youth the natural question, when one encountered a room full of people exhibiting behavior such as this, would be

"Who spiked the brownies or Kool-Aid?".

Somebody pass me a brownie and a drink . . and whatever you're smoking I'll have some. ;0)

[edited by: Webwork at 1:55 pm (utc) on Oct. 18, 2006]

[Pengi]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.
But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.
After lunching on chicken, severe dihorrea (or diarrhoea)

[Khensu]

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.
But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.
After lunching on chicken, severe dihorrea the rest

word game: 2 words (3 if small: by 2 chickens)

joke game: 1 phrase

[edited by: Khensu at 1:58 pm (utc) on Oct. 18, 2006]

[trannack]

Didn't you know smoking is banned in all public places?

I guess the spelling monitor is about to strike any moment now.....go Pengi, you know you won't be able to resist.

[trannack]

Knew he wouldn't be able to resist - even pipped me to it with his spelling correction.

Domains proliferating across Google Networks are incredible divergences, distracting everyone with intellect and schooling from sites with real authority: with black backgrounds, blinking text, and all text in upper case.
Bloggers claim vulcanized panties transport them to the UK, where frilly lace is discreetly added to them, unbeknownst by Goognookered forces they drank Earl Grey tea imported from hell.
But the Borgerators wanted Guinness, and set out for France cognac normally to start them off before trying for a serendipedous lifestyle.
After lunching on chicken, severe dihorrea the rest followed through

[Khensu]

quasisump > quasi + assumption
Definition: The act of a guess combined with an ASSumption.

[Bddmed]

unbeknownst - serendipedous - dihorrea

This is getting a bit tooooooooo (did I mis an 'o'?) complicated for me. I'll just wait for the next sentence ;)

Just a joke:

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me!"

That's Direct Marketing.

You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you and says,
"He's very rich. Marry him."

That's Advertising.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and get her telephone number.
The next day you call and say, "Hi, I’m very rich. Marry me."

That's Telemarketing.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
You get up and straighten your tie; you walk up to her and pour
her a drink.
You open the door for her; pick up her bag after she drops it,
offer her a ride, and then say,
"By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?"

That's Public Relations.

You're at a party and see a gorgeous girl.
She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich."

That's Brand Recognition.

You see a gorgeous girl at a party.
You go up to her and say, "I'm rich. Marry me"
She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.

That's Customer Feedback!-!-!

[Khensu]

Webwork

We are naturally like this.

If I am high or straight you can't tell the difference because I act so outlandish when I am straight I seem high to other people. When I get high I act straight.

Googlaid, mmm... tasty and has that multicolor fruity flavor.

[edited by: Khensu at 4:06 pm (utc) on Oct. 18, 2006]

[Pengi]

How can you tell an extrovert borgorator?

He's the one who looks down at someone elses shoes.

[Pengi]

trannack

Congratulations - preferred member status!