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Not in the thread but classics:
And my personal favorite:
One of my favorite sayings when dealing with such people:
"Have you ever considered donating your brain to science as a neutrino collector".
You will need a physics background to get that one, which is good, as the idiot will think its a complement.
... and my favorite from the Shawshank Redemption:
Andy - How can you be so obtuse?
Norton - What? What did you call me?
Andy - Obtuse! Is it deliberate?
Some of the ones I learned from my dad aren't postable in polite company here, sorry!
[Edit - typo.... SHEESH!]
[edited by: vkaryl at 10:27 pm (utc) on Oct. 14, 2004]
One my violin teacher was fond of saying was "Just a kitty-whisker off."
And last but not least, you could say someone was "not playing with all their marbles."
But I prefer to say positive things about people . . . ;)
A room temperature IQ.
A photographic memory but with the lens cover glued on.
Bright as Alaska in December.
Gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.
He's so dense, light bends around him.