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10:41 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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'I am going to go and Lark with Intent'

heard it for the first time today - excellant - says so much.

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I is a college graduate.

Been my favorite since I saw it on a bumper sticker in the mid '80s.

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A one line business maxim I used to often repeat before entering a clients' meeting, put a smile on my face and reminded me what not to do.

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room."

I think it was one of Winston Churchill's.

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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"
11:28 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk and fall over. No problem.

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

- Kurt Cobain

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It is better to remain silent and appear ignorant, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Goober

<shh, not speaking>

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Apathy and denial are two of the best qualities
in lowering stress.
12:16 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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To H*ll with poverty, fry the canary.
12:18 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Search engine optimisation is the curse of the drinking classes.

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12:19 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Stress is what happens when the mind overrules the bodies natural desire to kick the living crap out of some A'hole that desperately deserves it.

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12:41 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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My alltime favorite, works well for most situations:

You can't pollish a t*rd.

My latest runner up to the favorite:

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Just got that one in an e-mail. :)

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

and

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

12:56 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"It is not a sign of good health to be well adjusted to a sick society."
-- J. Krishnamurti

Brilliant, that one.

(I can't post most of my other faves, considering the no religion/politics rule... heheheh)

[edited by: mivox at 1:01 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

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"I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning."

Churchill, I think.

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I feel sorry for the man who does not drink for when he wakes up in te morning that is the best he is going to feel all day

Frank Sinatra

1:04 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Ah, that reminds me:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day"
-- Frank Sinatra

<added>Great minds think alike... but some are quicker on the 'submit' button than others.</added>

[edited by: mivox at 1:05 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

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"Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you."

;)

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mivox how weird.

I wondered what the hell was going on then :)

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"Life is like a Ferrari. It looks beautiful from the outside but is very uncomfortable and much too fast."

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1:24 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes
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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

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"Life is a lemon and I want my money back."

Meatloaf..!

2:18 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"You won't get what you deserve- You are what you take."

-Andrew Eldritch, Sisters of Mercy

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About a Starlet - "She was the original good time that was had by all"

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2:50 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Alcohol is the answer....but I can't remember the question"

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2:51 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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... was it not Dorothy Parker (or was it Zsa Zsa Gabor - doesn't matter, anyway) who said about Philip Roth something along the lines of 'Interesting man ... wouldn't like to shake his hand.'

[Edited to add]

... and another great one from Ms Parker:

"She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B" talking about Katharine Hepburn.

[edited by: mat at 2:57 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

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I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am.

~my Grandad

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Take it easy and if its easy take it twice!
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"Only sick music makes money today."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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