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10:41 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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'I am going to go and Lark with Intent'

heard it for the first time today - excellant - says so much.

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Haven't seen a quote yet from the king of one-liners Yogi berra. The classic one.

It's like deja-vu, all over again. — Yogi Berra

My side hurts after reading all these [pondscumandlawyers.com].

10:20 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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A trucker carries a load of “holes” went a bump.. the driver looks in the rear mirror
Sees one of its hole that has fallen ... back up.... fall in the hole.. Never seen since
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That's, ah... that's pretty inscrutable, Claus. It compiles but doesn't do anything. Is that the joke? Am I now "that guy" that doesn't get the joke and keeps repeating the obvious?

I just remembered my boyfriend's old email signature, which came from a fortune cookie.
"Alas! The onion you are eating
is someone else's water lily.
Lucky numbers 8, 14, 29, 34, 68."

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It's corny, but
Success isn't hocus-pocus; it's Focus,Focus.
12:32 am on Oct 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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My favorites are:

"All is yellow to the jaundiced eye." -Alexander Pope (cited in Cornelius Van Til, Defense of the Faith, pp. 100, 102).

"Truth is incontrovertible. Panic may resent it; ignorance may deride it; malice may distort it, but there it is." -Sir Winston Churchill (source unknown).

"Using a horse to show that a horse is not like a horse is not as good as using something else..." -Chaung Tse [Zhuangzi], Inner Chapters, Chapter 2.

"doV moi pou stw, kai kinw thn ghn" [Give me a place to stand and I will move the earth] -Archimedes, Pappus Alexandr., Collectio, lib. viii, prop. 10, § xi (ed. Hultsch, Berlin 1878).

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"Yield to temptation; it may not pass your way again."
Heinlein - Lazarus Long Quotes [bobgod.com]
12:58 am on Oct 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>> doesn't do anything

Sorry, i didn't include the manual in order not to tempt anyone, but it's a one liner as well, so i gues it'll pass as being on topic:

# MPEG 2 PS VOB file on stdin -> descrambled output on stdout

/claus

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Procrastination is the anticipation of inspiration
1:56 am on Oct 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Never email your Senator when you are pi$$ed. (Drinking)

Corollary:

Never answer a Senator when you are pi$$ed.

Now come, my Ariel; bring a corollary, Rather than want a spirit. --Shak.

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your not drunk until you have to hold onto the floor

something lie that. May have been Frank again

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If you drink, you better drive or else you'll get hit by a drunk!
10:36 pm on Oct 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Efficiency is merely intelligent laziness."
11:30 pm on Oct 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Today is a good day to die"
- Worf

"Any day above ground is a good day"
- some Aussie singer - James Reid maybe?

Somewhere between the two you end up with a pretty positive attitude to life.

2:17 am on Oct 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'll let you be in my dream if I can be in yours.

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4:05 am on Oct 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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When asked a question, rather than saying yes...

Is a frogs ass water tight?
Does a bear <snip> in the woods?

[edited by: lawman at 8:54 am (utc) on Oct. 13, 2003]
[edit reason] camo filter kicked in [/edit]

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"....while you're down there...." Bill Clinton
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