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A list a random thoughts

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12:01 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Weather forecasts are horoscopes with numbers.
12:58 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You don't need a weatherman to know which way the wind blows - B. Dylan

Dyin's not much of a living - Clint Eastwood

I have no mind as far as I can tell - Walter Matthau

Sure, I feel fine to drive - My Next Client

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P.S. I have no original random thoughts, I copy 'em from someone else.

1:27 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>I have no original random thoughts, I copy 'em from someone else.

ME EITHER
Basic Flying Rules
1. Try to stay in the middle of the air.
2. Do not go near the edges of it.
3. The edges of the air can be recognized by the appearance of ground,
buildings, sea, trees and interstellar space. It is much more difficult to
fly there.

2:57 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Up is simply down from a different perspective.
4:05 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Don't eat yellow snow!
6:43 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Flying again:
You know that your landing gear is up and locked when it takes full power to taxi to the terminal.
7:43 pm on Jan 1, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Always try to keep the number of landings you make equal to the number of take offs you've made."

Full list of hadny advice for pilots at:

[totalpilot.com...]

(Now there's a URL you coudl set to music :))

1:25 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Can a match box? no but a tin can? Not random juts pointless worth a mention? Im feeling quite random today actually?
2:34 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Who am I, to blow against the wind?
6:04 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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6:13 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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6:52 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Numbers are universal, language is not.
7:00 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Opinions are like a$$holes... everyone's got one.
7:01 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Can God create so heavy rock that he cant lift it?
7:15 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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The reason why so few good web pages are written is that so few people who can write know anything.
--- Walter Bagehot

After all is said and done, more is said than done.

People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
---Ogden Nash

Never get into fist fights with ugly people because they have nothing to lose.

7:27 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Don't confuse a sack of manure for a fertile mind. (Original random thought).

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<added>Not exactly random. I was on one of my car forums and wanted to politely tell someone he had waste for brains. That was the best I could do at the time</added>

[edited by: lawman at 7:31 pm (utc) on Jan. 2, 2003]

7:29 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Don't confuse an naturalist with a naturist!
7:47 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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oh- Meltdown, it's one of those annoying buzz words, we prefer to call it an unrequested fision surplus
(by Mr Burns)

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8:40 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"We've heard that a million monkeys at a keyboard could produce the Complete Works of Shakespeare; now, thanks to the Internet, we know this is not true."

- Robert Wilensky

U-)

8:51 pm on Jan 2, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman where the Self Help section was.

She said if she told me it would defeat the purpose.

- Dennis Miller

8:04 am on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Fabulous thread, I'd love to contribute.

I'll be back in a few hours to post my profound thoughts on overcoming procrastination.

10:21 am on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Normal dialogue for an episode of "Cops"

"Where did you get these drugs we found in your pants," the cop asked.

"Deez aint my pants man," said the bad guy.

"Wait a minute. You are telling me the pants you are wearing are not your pants?" asked the cop.

"Thas right. Deez are my cuzins pants."

"You are wearing your cousin's pants?"

"Yep and dose are his drugs too man."

"Why are you wearing your cousin's pants?"

Silence.

Silence.

"Why are you wearing your cousin's pants?"

Silence.

"Cuz man, they were on the floor in the room. I thoughts they were mine. Them aint my drugs man."

"Uh-huh," stated the cop.

Moral of the story = Everybody is innocent.

Here's another random thought.

"Get busy living, or get busy dying. That's God-D##n right."
Morgan Freeman, Shawshank Redemption

10:24 am on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"owww they have the Internet on computers now"

The man the legend Homer J Simpson :)

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2:36 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I can picture in my mind a world without war, a world without hate.

And I can picture us attacking that world, because they'd never expect it.

2:38 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Steve Martin: "You know "that look" women get when they want sex? Me neither."
3:31 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"The reason men and women don't understand each other is that they are two entirely different species who together just happen to be mutually fertile."

Wish I could remember what book I memorized that from 20+/- years ago!

3:35 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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It's lonely at the top. ( but you eat better )
4:12 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I've been rich and I've been poor. I like rich better.

Don't know who said it but I agree.

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4:14 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Never put a sock in the toaster, never put your granny in a bag and never put jam on a magnet.

Rules to live by from Eddie Izzard.

4:19 pm on Jan 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"I've been poor and I've been rich, and rich is better" - Mae West
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