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"So we finish 18 and he's gonna stiff me and I say: 'Hey Lama, hey how about a little something, you know, for the effort?!' And he says: 'There'll be no money, but when you die, on your deathbed you will receive total consciousness.' So I got that going for me, which is nice."
-Carl, the groundskeeper (Caddyshack, the movie)
"One time on our last tour, I said to myself 'Man, I'm going off', and god knows knows I was; I was way off. I was so off I was on, and I
thought, 'Right on'."
-Mike Gordon (bass player from the band Phish)