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Its Friday: Your Favorite One Liner

         

caine

10:41 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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'I am going to go and Lark with Intent'

heard it for the first time today - excellant - says so much.

lawman

10:48 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I is a college graduate.

Been my favorite since I saw it on a bumper sticker in the mid '80s.

lawman

georgeek

11:02 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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A one line business maxim I used to often repeat before entering a clients' meeting, put a smile on my face and reminded me what not to do.

"Never hold discussions with the monkey when the organ grinder is in the room."

I think it was one of Winston Churchill's.

limbo

11:25 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Two cannibals eating a clown. One says to the other "Does this taste funny to you?"

Nick_W

11:28 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I don't have a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk and fall over. No problem.

Nick

Ivana

11:32 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't out to get you

- Kurt Cobain

Goober

11:38 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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It is better to remain silent and appear ignorant, than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

Goober

<shh, not speaking>

lgn

11:49 am on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)



Apathy and denial are two of the best qualities
in lowering stress.

Terrier

12:16 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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To H*ll with poverty, fry the canary.

trillianjedi

12:18 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Search engine optimisation is the curse of the drinking classes.

TJ

Nick_W

12:19 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Stress is what happens when the mind overrules the bodies natural desire to kick the living crap out of some A'hole that desperately deserves it.

Nick

too much information

12:41 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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My alltime favorite, works well for most situations:

You can't pollish a t*rd.

My latest runner up to the favorite:

If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled?

Just got that one in an e-mail. :)

Sanenet

12:50 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Why is it called tourist season if we can't shoot at them?

and

One nice thing about egotists: they don't talk about other people.

mivox

12:56 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"It is not a sign of good health to be well adjusted to a sick society."
-- J. Krishnamurti

Brilliant, that one.

(I can't post most of my other faves, considering the no religion/politics rule... heheheh)

[edited by: mivox at 1:01 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

ytswy

12:59 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"I may be drunk, but you are ugly, and I shall be sober in the morning."

Churchill, I think.

ukgimp

1:03 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I feel sorry for the man who does not drink for when he wakes up in te morning that is the best he is going to feel all day

Frank Sinatra

mivox

1:04 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Ah, that reminds me:
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning,
that's as good as they're going to feel all day"
-- Frank Sinatra

<added>Great minds think alike... but some are quicker on the 'submit' button than others.</added>

[edited by: mivox at 1:05 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

killroy

1:05 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Time is like a drug. Too much of it kills you."

;)

SN

ukgimp

1:16 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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mivox how weird.

I wondered what the hell was going on then :)

Sinner_G

1:21 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Life is like a Ferrari. It looks beautiful from the outside but is very uncomfortable and much too fast."

Garfield

SMXwebcrawler

1:24 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Work is the curse of the drinking classes

mfishy

1:48 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep your mouth shut."

Hemingway

SMXwebcrawler

2:11 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Life is a lemon and I want my money back."

Meatloaf..!

martinibuster

2:18 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"You won't get what you deserve- You are what you take."

-Andrew Eldritch, Sisters of Mercy

glengara

2:40 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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About a Starlet - "She was the original good time that was had by all"

Ms. Parker

cazgh

2:50 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Alcohol is the answer....but I can't remember the question"

mat

2:51 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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... was it not Dorothy Parker (or was it Zsa Zsa Gabor - doesn't matter, anyway) who said about Philip Roth something along the lines of 'Interesting man ... wouldn't like to shake his hand.'

[Edited to add]

... and another great one from Ms Parker:

"She ran the gamut of emotions from A to B" talking about Katharine Hepburn.

[edited by: mat at 2:57 pm (utc) on Oct. 10, 2003]

Nick_W

2:54 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'm not as thunk as drinkle peep I am.

~my Grandad

Nick

caine

2:57 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Take it easy and if its easy take it twice!

bcolflesh

2:59 pm on Oct 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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"Only sick music makes money today."
- Friedrich Nietzsche
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