I hate Freakin’ Mayonnaise

[ukgimp]

A simple task like buying sandwiches becomes my eternal nightmare. All but one of around 200 sandwiches had flaming mayonnaise on them. The other day I was pleased to see a sandwich that was called “simply chicken”. Fantastic I thought, but out of suspicion I checked the ingredients only to discover that “simply chicken” contains mayonnaise with black pepper. I wrote to the makers and pointed out my problem and their misleading packaging. I got a full apology, £5 and a promise that it would be passed onto their branding dept.

Add to that monkeys at restaurants who successfully omit the mayonnaise only to add coleslaw, which if I am not mistaken is made with f’in mayonnaise.

Anyhow, I don’t expect you to care or for this post to make it onto the front page on WebmasterWorld I just wanted to complain to the world at large

[edited by: ukgimp at 10:24 am (utc) on Aug. 7, 2003]

[ovrnoot]

I have found tho' that mayo on the inside of a computer just doesn't sit well atall
You know that yellow mayo that they've got in England, I think it's called salad dressing...well, take a lettuce leaf, spread that yellow stuff on it, then a slice of ham, then a slice of cheese, you know, the type that's sliced and wrapped in plastic (yum) then roll the whole thing up, betcha can't eat just one!
OH! know why they call lettuce the honeymoon food?
lettuce alone eh!