I hate Freakin’ Mayonnaise

[ukgimp]

A simple task like buying sandwiches becomes my eternal nightmare. All but one of around 200 sandwiches had flaming mayonnaise on them. The other day I was pleased to see a sandwich that was called “simply chicken”. Fantastic I thought, but out of suspicion I checked the ingredients only to discover that “simply chicken” contains mayonnaise with black pepper. I wrote to the makers and pointed out my problem and their misleading packaging. I got a full apology, £5 and a promise that it would be passed onto their branding dept.

Add to that monkeys at restaurants who successfully omit the mayonnaise only to add coleslaw, which if I am not mistaken is made with f’in mayonnaise.

Anyhow, I don’t expect you to care or for this post to make it onto the front page on WebmasterWorld I just wanted to complain to the world at large

[edited by: ukgimp at 10:24 am (utc) on Aug. 7, 2003]

[panic]

Good game, Mayonaise.

Nice try, Mustard.

-panic

[pmac]

>I am still perfectly preserved after 31 yrs ;) <

Some may argue that point.

[jatar_k]

hehe, I mean on the inside

[mivox]

Do any of the preservatives leak out when you get a new piercing? Does it help prevent degradation of the tatoos?

[lawman]

I come from humble roots. There's nothing better than cold, leftover meatloaf between two pieces of white bread, smeared with either real mayo or Miracle Whip.

lawman

[mahlon]

Love it on french fries! YUM

[rogerd]

Mayo for burgers, mustard for hot dogs...

Here in the Midwest, we are almost at the time of year where one can get REAL tomatoes - the homegrown kind. These bear no resemblance to the ethylene-ripened croquet balls you usually find in the supermarket. Combine a freshly picked, warm from the sun tomato with crisp toast and tangy mayo... I'm salivating already! (Add bacon & lettuce for a BLT.)

Dragonlady, I like both mayo and horseradish, but have never mixed them... do tell...

[mahlon]

I almost forgot, penutbutter and mayo sandwitch! :)

[pmac]

>leak out when you get a new piercing? Does it help prevent degradation of the tatoos? <

Now that made me laugh. :)

[digitalghost]

Mayonnaise and horseradish mixed together and slathered over roast beef, delicious.

Then there's the only reason I keep catsup in the house, I mix horseradish and catsup (heavy on the horseradish) and a dash or two of lemon juice to make my own shrimp cocktail sauce.