Everyone needs to create their own
bogus job description [vox.com].
Three of my favorites:
"... is a renegade who uses Dilbert cartoons to create synergistic relationships of championing in reimagining the everyday"
"... is a thought leader who uses differential calculus to create exponential growth of demolishing in reimagining the everyday"
"... is a consultant who uses team building to create best practices of cost cutting in post-zombie invasion societies"
[edited by: LifeinAsia at 4:57 pm (utc) on Mar 20, 2015]
