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There's no such thing, chowcat. Asking is the only way to get answers, so ask away, any time.
There's no way into either the Looksmart or Yahoo directories for commercial sites without paying. Non-commercial sites can find a back door into LS through Zeal, with Yahoo I suppose it can't hurt to try.
The way to be more easily found at either, where there are a lot of directory sites first, is to have an interior page rank for an alternative, less competitive keyword phrase that has few directory listings competing. For Yahoo that would be the Google results, and for MSN pages would need to be optimized for Inktomi. Those phrases are often very targeted and can bring good results on their own.
I recently got listed within a week of submission, into a good category too. The site in question also has a banner on it, so to a degree is "commercial".
Thanks to Marcia I have got my site listed in Zeal from previous advice and now get good traffic