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<!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">
<html>
<--! ^^ :) ^^ -->
<head>
<link href="/funny/my403.css" rel="stylesheet">
</head>
<body>
<h1></h1>
<div class="403">403!</div>
<div id="message">
</div>
<script src="/funny/my403.js"></script>
</body>
</html> #----------------------------------
RewriteRule ^funny/my403.js real-funny/myReal403.js [QSA, L]
RewriteRule ^funny/my403.css real-funny/myReal403.css [QSA, L]
RewriteRule ^funny/403-background.jpg real-funny/403-realBackground.jpg [QSA, L]
#---------------------------------- div.403{
background-image: url("/funny/403-background.jpg");
background-repeat: repeat;
} //----------------------------------
var mW = 0, mH = 0;
if( typeof( window.innerWidth ) == 'number' ) {
//Non-IE
mW = window.innerWidth;
mH = window.innerHeight;
}
else if( document.documentElement && ( document.documentElement.clientWidth || document.documentElement.clientHeight ) ) {
//IE 6+ in 'standards compliant mode'
mW = document.documentElement.clientWidth;
mH = document.documentElement.clientHeight;
}
else if( document.body && ( document.body.clientWidth || document.body.clientHeight ) ) {
//IE 4 compatible
mW = document.body.clientWidth;
mH = document.body.clientHeight;
}
var OldDiv = document.getElementById('message');
var newDiv = '<div align="center"><img " src="/funny/403-background.jpg?u='+ mW + '.'+ mH +'"></div>';
OldDiv.innerHTML(newDiv);
//---------------------------------- <!DOCTYPE HTML PUBLIC "-//W3C//DTD HTML 4.01 Transitional//EN" "http://www.w3.org/TR/html4/loose.dtd">.... which is where we came in, heh heh.
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RewriteRule ^funny/my403.js real-funny/myReal403.js [QSA, L]
RewriteRule ^funny/my403.js [b]ColdFusionTemplate.cfm[/b] [QSA, L]