ContinuumTransfunctioner

[keyplyr]

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[iamlost]

Well, I was intrigued by the term 'Transfunctioner' being appended to 'Continuum', which wasted 5-minutes of my life. To save you all from a similar fate:
* a ContinuumTransfunctioner is [urbandictionary] a device whose mystery is only exceeded by its power.
* it is taken from Dude, Where's My Car? the 2000 American stoner 'cult' comedy starring Ashton Kutcher.

We intercepted an interstellar message that leads us to believe...
...that last night you were in possession of the continuum transfunctioner.
Where is it now?
The who what?
The continuum transfunctioner is a very mysterious and powerful device...
and?
...and it's mystery is exceeded only by it's power.

...

Who are you guys?
We are the keepers of the continuum transfunctioner .
It is all that stands between the universe and completely violent destruction.
It is a very mysterious and powerful device..
...and it's mystery is only exceeded by it's power.
Yeah, we know. And we don't have it.

Ah, the movies.

[keyplyr]

So... it's an American stoner thing.