Web crawler humor

time to have a little fun

[incrediBILL]

I'll kick if off with this one..


Why didn't the spider go to school?
Because it learned everything from the web!


Yeah, I know, boo hiss, but it's web spider humor ;)

[keyplyr]

:(


Two fonts walk into a bar.
The bartender says "Get out - we don't want your type in here!"

[keyplyr]

(A little OT)

There are 10 types of people in the world; those that understand binary & those that don't.

[aristotle]

Here's one that I just made up:

A spider came to the Little Miss Muffet website. It didn't check robots.txt. It's UA looked suspicious. It had a Ukrainian IP.

Naturally Miss Muffet was terribly frightened.

But before the spider could fetch anything, a big bad frog swallowed it whole.

[lucy24]

How many robots does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't, unfortunately, know the answer. But I'm confident someone does.

[aristotle]

Well Lucy, if by "robots" you mean web crawlers, even if you controlled an army of a million of them, I doubt that you could use them to physically replace a light bulb.

On the other hand, even one bot might be able to turn the light bulb on and off, or even cause a nationwide power outage.

[not2easy]

The definitive study of spiders is at YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hSiXERe0QKE

[tangor]

.htaccess to the spider: "Go away, you bug me." /Deny

[blend27]

How many robots does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, robots don't use lightbulbs anymore, it is a thing of the past that no-one wants to admit. Most of the are on EC2 or OVH now days...