Google Scarf

free gift

[4crests]

Got my Google Scarf in the mail today. Now i can feel warm and fuzzy about Google on the inside and outside.

[panic]

I think a Google scarf would go nicely in a box with my AltaVista free internet disk, and my .com stock from 1999.

[mahlon]

WoooHoo! I came into my office today and found mine draped over my desk-chair! My boss passed it along to me and I am wearing it around showing it off even though I have shorts on lol. Thanks GOOGLE, thanks Boss!

:)

BTW,

I wonder did they send these to people in warm places too?

I'm in Arizona!

[edited by: mahlon at 1:10 am (utc) on Dec. 16, 2003]

[dkoller]

Yep, got the scarf. It's cool.

[yvt360]

Will some of this stuff be available at the WW conference?
very funny thread!

[finer9]

mahlon - that is too funny! Can anyone else confirm that you are in a WARM place and received a Google scarf?

People are wondering why SERPS aren't relevant and why Adsense ads aren't properly TARGETED.

Let's start with Google sending geo targeted Holiday gifts! LOL

[ThatAdamGuy]

Wah! I'm freezin' my butt off here in San Francisco (okay, I've grown weak... I was colder when I attended Northwestern :D), but I've not yet received a towel, a scarf, or a job yet from Google*. Granted, I'm putting hundreds, not thousands of dollars into AdWords a month, but still... :¦

* P.S. - 14 Google interviews and counting... trying for the Guiness Book of World Records!

[onfire]

ThatAdamGuy

* P.S. - 14 Google interviews and counting... trying for the Guiness Book of World Records!

Well you should at least have your own Visitors Id/Badge by now after 14 interviews

Should get the next one just for persistence i reckon!

[ThatAdamGuy]

Forget badges, I just want another free meal there, so to speak! :D

[DerekH]

dkoller wrote

Yep, got the scarf. It's cool.

Wow - a scarf that keeps you cool in summer as well as warm in winter?
Whatever next?

Us Brits are finding it harder and harder to keep up with the English language sometimes... <grin>

DerekH

[finer9]

wouldn't that be 'we' Brits?

hehe

[panic]

I'm still waiting on my Google scarf :(

It'll be a nice substitute for when the Charmin runs out.

[finer9]

ouch...I hear webmasters around the globe are hanging themselves with the scarf...can anyonre else confirm? <snicker>

[caveman]

My cat loves it.

[panic]

My cat loves it.

Not as much as the homeless man I gave it to.

[Jakpot]

I'd rather have a whistle

[DigiSEO]

Scarf or Noose?

LOL! That was a good one!

I'm just sick of this complaint

I'm not.

[shaadi]

:( Google don't ship to India

[PPCBidder]

india

Hmmm... I'm thinking india has the least per capita need for scarves. Perhaps you should be grateful? heh

(PS - I'm not new, just changed my nick to something more obscure, wish i could keep my post count and join date tho =p)

[shaadi]

but there is always a need to own Google Stuff :)

[percentages]

Has anyone tried washing their scarf yet?

It appears they have used a special Google dye. 30 minutes in soak with a strong bleach detergent and the secrets to the Florida algo appear ;)

[superscript]

30 minutes in soak with a strong bleach detergent and the secrets to the Florida algo appear

Thus confirming the algo is a bit woolly ;)

BTW, I see I'm a Full Member now (by the skin of my teeth - my occasional antics have stretched the mods' patience, but I'd like to thank them for being so reasonable and putting me on the straight and narrow :)

[GoogleGuy]

Oy, superscript, every thread I come into you're talking about Florida. ;) C'mon, you're a Senior Member now; people expect more on-topic-ness. ;)

(Congrats on 150 posts, btw.)

[rise2it]

"scarf...loves it... as much as the homeless man I gave it to. "

Panic, is that your way of helping Google advertise?

[panic]

Panic, is that your way of helping Google advertise?

Yeah... I'm sure they'll land a ton of prospects that way.

[jdubo79]

I want a scarf! anyone not get one yet?

[finer9]

I hear some people have to use -waffle in order to see the scarf on their front doorstep.

[panic]

I hear some people have to use -waffle in order to see the scarf on their front doorstep.

I bet.

[cline]

Got my scarf too today.

But what I really wanted was [googlestore.com...]

[panic]

I used to have a pair of those. I traded them for some Y! boxer shorts though :)

[is300]

I'm still holding out for the Google all natural enhancement solution to increase your bar length from 6 to 10 in length!

Wow, I'd be the envy of all my friends with a huge green bar like GoogleGuy's!