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'Only 2 beers'

... a common line for drunk drivers.

         

bobothecat

1:05 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)



An appropriate article for a day like today :)

For revelers behind the wheel, its an unwise line to say to police officers

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PhraSEOlogy

1:35 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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When stopped by police after leaving a Kansas Honkytonk at 2a.m. my wife was asked "have you been drinking mam?" - yes she replied "all night long!".

What she ommited to tell them was she had been drinking cranberry juice "all night long". When they found out she was stone cold sober they got a bit nasty. So even the truth doesnt go down well sometimes.

However, the moral of this story is "designate a driver" and have a safe and Happy New Year!

lawman

2:21 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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designate a driver

Haha, if it weren't for designated drivers, DUI lawyeres would go broke. For some reason, people think that "designated driver" means the least drunk person in the group.

When in doubt, call a cab.

txbakers

2:39 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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When in doubt, call a cab.

Problem is, of course, the person in question is usually too drunk to doubt.

Someone needs to not drink - period.

tigger

2:41 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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2 beers! it should be zero beers and I'm sure over the next few years we will see this happening - if people want to drink get a cab

Rugles

4:26 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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About 2 weeks ago I used the "only two beers" line at a spot check. They let me go without any other questions. I had actually had 4 beers over 6 or 7 hours (with a lot of food) so I dont think I smelled like a brewery.

I will never say "only 2 beers" again after reading that article.

Rugles

4:32 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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>>>2 beers! it should be zero beers

How about 1 glass of wine with dinner? You wont be impaired in that situation. I thought it was all about affecting your driving skills.

jecasc

6:10 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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One glass of wine with dinner is enough to effect your driving skills. Perception, concentration and field of vision are reduced already with a blood alcohol level of 3 parts per thousand.

This can be reached with one glass of wine - at least for a short period of time.

While chances are you won't notice any difference and will be able to drive without problems under normal circumstances the small reduction of the field of vision may be what makes the difference.

For example you might notice the car with the other drunk ignoring the red light just a millisecond too late to be able to avoid an accident.

It takes about 30-60 minutes until the alcohol is absorbed. Then the blood alcohol level drops about 1.5 parts per thousand in one hour. So you won't have any problems when not driving directly after having your glass of wine to diner.

And now, since I do not have to drive anymore today I think I will put the theorie to the test and see if I can get drunk until midnight...

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Rugles

7:26 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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>>While chances are you won't notice any difference and will be able to drive without problems under normal circumstances the small reduction of the field of vision may be what makes the difference.

Problem less impaired than someone with the flu, or a little tired, or on a cell phone, or eating a cheeseburger, lighting a cigarette, or adjusting the radio, or a million other things that happen in a moving car.

Essex_boy

7:28 pm on Dec 31, 2005 (gmt 0)

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should be no beers - I wont drive at all even if Ive had a glass of wine.

Was once stopped for speeding on a Saturtday night the copper didnt believe I was stone cold sober, gave me a reall 'yeah right' look.

You could have knocked him over witha feather when the machine came back nil. Still the dog wasnt happy with this in revenge he made my passenger get out and give ID asked if he could search the car (no you cant) and went around inspecting the tires.

I was in a very expensive borrowed car at the time, so in mitigation I imagine he thought we were up to non good.

Webwork

6:23 am on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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If you can get a cab call your DUI lawyer for a ride home. Even at his or her regular hourly rate it will still cost less than if he/she has to defend you for a DUI charge.

Hmmmm . . .

simey

6:49 am on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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I used to push my luck,... then about 10 yrs ago I got pulled over & arrested for DUI in a 2bit town.
They marched me on foot! in handcuffs to the police station, about 3 blocks away.
The weird part was- I was stone-cold sober. Demanded a breath test, blew a zero and was released of course.(they said my eyes were red, lol). Man was I P/O'd.

Anyway, I've been a lot more careful since then...

Essex_boy

9:56 am on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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said my eyes were red - Shoul dhave told them you were teh Devil

asquithea

11:36 am on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Gotta say, I didn't really like the tone of the article. The implication seemed to be that it's OK to be incapacitated, <paraphrasing>just as long as you aren't silly enough to incriminate yourself, or let the cop reveal that you're incapable of driving safely</paraphrasing>.

And the "consequences" they mention? Oh no! Higher premiums, or a little fine?! Never mind the fact that you could very well kill someone with your stupidity...

Maybe it's a cultural thing, or maybe it's just a dumb article.

I liked PhraSEOlogy's missus' line about the Cranberry juice, though :-D

lawman

12:03 pm on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Gotta say, I didn't really like the tone of the article. The implication seemed to be that it's OK to be incapacitated, <paraphrasing>just as long as you aren't silly enough to incriminate yourself, or let the cop reveal that you're incapable of driving safely</paraphrasing>.

They must've served you up a different article than the one I read.

asquithea

12:41 pm on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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It's all factual, I dare say... just too light hearted for my tastes. Suppose it were offering similar tips to avoid conviction for Murder 1:

I only meant to hurt him a little bit.
Should have kept your mouth shut, defense lawyers say.

Hmmph. Maybe I'm suffering from New Year Sense of Humour Failure (TM).

lawman

1:06 pm on Jan 1, 2006 (gmt 0)

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In a criminal case in the U.S.,the State has power and a defendant has rights. The State knows and flexes all of its power.

The only things most people know about their rights come from Dirty Harry movies. Should defendants be kept in the dark about their rights?

For further reading on lawman's musings, go HERE [webmasterworld.com].

Cheers.

Rugles

12:32 am on Jan 2, 2006 (gmt 0)

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>>In a criminal case in the U.S.,the State has power and a defendant has rights. The State knows and flexes all of its power.

Bravo!

Always question authority.

vincevincevince

8:01 pm on Jan 2, 2006 (gmt 0)

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What she ommited to tell them was she had been drinking cranberry juice "all night long"

That's the funniest thing I've read all day. I've always tutted silently at anti-'drink driving' campaigns. I don't recall one which clearly specified that the warnings only applied to Alcoholic drinks.

jchance

10:42 pm on Jan 5, 2006 (gmt 0)

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Since my wife got pregnant 5 months ago I've realized an important upside to pregnancy.

Pregnant wife = Built in designated driver.

Unfortunatly there are a few downsides (moodyness, I'm her slave, me having to be overly sensative, etc...) but hey, gotta look at the bright side.

Lyndsay

2:45 pm on Jan 6, 2006 (gmt 0)

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One glass of wine would certainly do it for me.

I drink very very rarely, once in a blue moon. My boyfriend doesn't drink at all. So we never have to worry about that for ourselves.

But, we often find ourselves in a position where I'll drive a friend home in his or her car because they've had too much to drink. In which case my boyfriend follows to pick me up. We do that often and I NEVER mind because I could not live with knowing that friend drove drunk when we were both sober in one car.