Name that steakhouse

[pmac]

A friend of mine is opening a a steakhouse and quite the debate has developed over what to call the place. He also happens to own the local that I drink at and here are a few of the names being thrown about over a few wobbly pops.

The Happy Cow

Joseph Lorin Steaks (nobody has a clue who Joseph is or if he even exists)

Max's

10th Line Bovine (10th line is the name of the road where it will be located)

As you can see, this is not a real bright crowd when it comes to creativity.

Any ideas?

[bcolflesh]

Chuck's Colorectal Cancer Chophouse

Don's Dead Animal Flesh

Beers, Steers...

[PhraSEOlogy]

Fred's Filet
Pierre's Poterhouse
BSE & ALE
Sirloin Steak Shack
Milliways Resturant
Mad Max's Steaks

[edit_g]

The steakhouse at the end of the universe?

[grandpa]

Tater's Pig Out

As you can see, this is not a real bright crowd when it comes to creativity.

.. not claiming to run with the brightest bunch myself...

[cmatcme]

Pigged Out.

cmatcme

[Crush]

The SteakOut

[trillianjedi]

I always thought that "Rogue Dialler" would make a great name (although only a geek would "geddit").

Rogue Diallers Steak House

Has a kind of ring to it doesn't it? You could put a phone on each table and have them dial through their order based on a menu made up of telephone number selections ("You dial, we grill").

Hmmm.... now I'm just being silly......

TJ

[pmac]

>>> The SteakOut

Hey, that's not bad.

[Syzygy]

* Sizzle...

* Sizzle 'n' Grill

* Sir Loin's Steak House ;-)

* Juicy's Steak House

* The Cast Iron Pan

* Skillets

* (The) Red Hot Skillet

[limbo]

If he combined it with and e-mail cafe you could have:

Surf and Turf

[AWildman]

Kill'n'Grill

Particularly Exquisitely Tasting Animals (PETA)

[iDKris]

what's wrong with just 10th line (i always like places that take the area or street name)

joseph l's

make up a word... call it that

what type of steak house is it? nice? no so much?

[cmatcme]

The Steak's Against You

cmatcme

[bcolflesh]

what type of steak house is it? nice? no so much?

If I opened a steakhouse around here, I think I'd call it:

Eat My Meat

[Kirby]

My favorite name for a steak house is one in S. California called "The Strip Club".

[Milamber]

My favorite name for a steak house is one in S. California called "The Strip Club".

I'm sure steak is all they serve there...

[pmac]

>>Eat My Meat

LMAO

>>>what type of steak house is it? nice? no so much?

Medium price point. Not high end by any means. Casual, but high quality.

Good work so far everyone.

[Chndru]

House O' Steak

[Eterion]

ROFL @ "The Happy Cow"

I doubt any cow would be happy if they found out another person opened a steakhouse.lol

[MoneyMan]

In line with previous suggestions of "The Strip Joint" and "Eat my Meat" how about "Juicy Loins" :)

or

"Raw Hide"

"Moo Moo's"

"T Bone's"

"The Porter House" (I actually like this one)

Good luck.

Does the winner get a free steak dinner?

[PhraSEOlogy]

Steak Master World

And have a website forum dedicated to:

Steak Eating Optimization.

[ska_demon]

CJD's

[edit_g]

CJD's

That's very, very low... :D

Er... How about "meet the meat"?

[EBear]

McDonalds

[mavherick]

maybe add a local touch to The Steakout idea?

like Orleans Steakout?

[Eterion]

it took me a minute to realize what "CJD's" meant...

I think Happy Cow would be more pleasant.

[httpwebwitch]

meat hole

can I say that here?

higher steaks

prime ribaldry

grillfriends

mooters

[mfishy]

Prime Time
Chops

[KeithDouglas]

This place has a great name, but it's taken:

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