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The Number Two Reason Not To Flush Your Toilet

   
1:25 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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[forbes.com...]

A new study suggests that severe acute respiratory syndrome (SARS) may have been spread through the simple act of flushing a toilet instead of being passed directly from person to person.
2:48 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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...
(looong shot)
...

That is why we never heard of SARS infected bears.

Sorry! :)

lawman, can you tell in public what is the number ONE reason NOT to flush the toilet?

I wont tell my mom.

7:22 am on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Apparently flushing the toilet after going number one won't throw the virus into the air. :)

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7:03 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Get it, number one or number two.
7:06 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Paradigm shift for the old adage:

"If it's brown, don't flush it down. If it's yellow, be mellow."

7:29 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Kinda defeats the purpose of indoor plumbing, doesn't it? ;)

Now they'll come up with anti-viral disposable plastic toilet wraps you're supposed to seal over the bowl before you flush... Which would be even creepier than the auto-dispensing toilet seat covers in Chicago-O'Hare airport.

7:47 pm on Apr 22, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>SARS infected bears. <

::chuckle::

yeah, no isolation units in the woods.

12:15 am on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>SARS infected bears. <

But what about the rabbits?


(I hope I'm not the only one here who knows that joke... hehe)

3:04 am on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>who knows that joke... <

The one about the sars infected rabbits? That's a classic!

:-)

12:40 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>what about the rabbits?

I heard some rabbits mutated to porcupines. This mutation stopped when we humans introduced the charmin bear [charmin.com] in the wild.

1:55 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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"If it's brown, don't flush it down. If it's yellow, be mellow."

If it's blue, waddaya do?

seen added to the above in some random toilet stall

4:42 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>If it's blue, waddaya do?

If it's blue, dump it in Foo. :)

[edited by: Macguru at 12:16 pm (utc) on April 24, 2004]

10:58 pm on Apr 23, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Ahhhh, fooo... Excellent toilet humor. :)
8:00 am on Apr 28, 2004 (gmt 0)

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but if its red; then you may be dead! :)
11:00 pm on Apr 29, 2004 (gmt 0)

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next we'll have toilet vacuums to suck up the SARS virii.
1:18 am on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

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If it's purple then...uhm.... go to the hospital, cause that's just kind of gross.
2:46 am on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>next we'll have toilet vacuums to suck up the SARS virii.

We already have something that looks like a toilet and sucks up any virus. It's called Windows. :)

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1:54 pm on Apr 30, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I'm sure the guy in the apartment below would also have appreciated the peace and calm of a no flusher! As told in the legendary Internet story about the 3 flusher Loser [geocities.com].

(Of course, the guy with the real problem is the one who wrote the story, I mean get a life for Christ's sake).

5:21 am on May 1, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I'm thinking that were I ever to open up an apartment building I'd have see-through pipes leading through the whole building in every room, so everyone's knowin' when someone's goin'.
 

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