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3:40 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Will someone please click on my ad
It's nicer than any you've had
My ad is not funky
Like hey punch the monkey
Or females scantily clad.

Will someone please click on my ad
Today's the third day it's been bad
My CTR's dismal
EPC is abysmal
They all should be clicking like mad.

Won't someone *please* click on my ad
I've almost gone stark raving mad
The readers deplore them
How dare they ignore them
Its why good webmasters go bad.

I fired off a letter to Google
Re: why are my readers so frugal
They replied "we're still tweaking
but thanks for critiquing
Try hopping while blowing a bugle."

I asked the WebmasterWorld Forum
"How come all the readers ignore 'em?"
Their consensus was that
I should hang up my hat
Find some new career paths and explore 'em.

The answer is simple you see
It occurred to me eventually
My URLs unlike most
All begin [localhost...]
So nobody sees them but me.

(Apologies to Google, the Moderator, and well just about everybody.)

[edited by: linear at 3:43 pm (utc) on Nov. 14, 2003]

3:43 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Bravo....
3:43 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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A work of genius!

Or frustration! ;)

Scott

3:55 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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lol
3:57 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LOL

Excellent!

4:16 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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ROFL

Very good.

4:20 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Outstanding! If you poem were an AdSense ad I'd click on it :)
4:20 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LOL - v good
4:25 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Awesome!
6:07 pm on Nov 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Who'll compose a piece of music for this text?
2:50 am on Nov 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Printed it, and hung it on my "wall of fame"!
6:21 am on Nov 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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good work :)
4:22 pm on Nov 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Very good :)

**golfer's clap**

2odd...

6:27 pm on Nov 15, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LOVE THAT! Fantastic, linear!
12:00 am on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Can I put this on my website?
3:19 am on Dec 3, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Love the poem :)

As someone asked for a piece of music, I grabbed a guitar and here it is.

I can't sing, bear with me.

I am also not natively speaking english, so pronounciation is often so-so.

Chords:

Verse:
A E A
D E A
D E A F#m
D E A

Refrain:

F#m A7
D E A F#m
D E A

MP3:
[url]http://www.runboard.com/img/misc_unrelated_stuff/AKG-Webmaster_song.mp3[/url]

I hope I didn't unconsciously copy anyone's music.

<snip>

[edited by: lawman at 8:57 am (utc) on Dec. 3, 2003]
[edit reason] delink, no self promo please [/edit]

8:42 am on Dec 29, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Oh wonderful!

you gave me a big grin just befrore midnight and an unappealing date with a snowblower!

Thank you,
Fred

 

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