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You know you have had too much to drink when....

   
2:17 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I was reaching for my glass of malt when I accidentally picked up the ash tray!

You know you have had too much to drink when..........

2:23 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when... The voices in your head stop telling you to kill and start asking for more beer.
2:27 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when.......... You try to brush something off your shoulder and it's the floor.
2:46 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you've had too much to drink when...
You're thinking that doing some work sounds like a really good idea, but the keys on your keyboard keep moving.
2:49 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you've had too much to drink when....... you start reading the postings in Foo.
3:02 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had to much to drink when....
You instant message your ex girlfriends... damn i did it again!
3:07 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when...

you just erased what you were going to post because it was just too self-incriminating

3:08 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when...

You wake up as a foo co-moderator...

3:08 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when.......... You wake up with no shoe laces (and no recollection of their whereabouts)
3:10 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when...

1. you crap yourselve when you mean to fart

2. you pee the bed, in a warm water dream

3. you wake up with your chip supper in bed with you

4. you don't recognise or wish to acknowledge the existence of the ugly one in bed with you

5. you fall asleep at the bar and have the pranksters draw all over your face with lipstick

6. you can't get laid

7. you think the difference between gay and straight is another six pints

8. end up in houses of ill repuit

9. the beer monster has crapped in your mouth leaving your tougue feeling like Gandi's flip-flop, punched you in the head, and stolen all your money.

3:12 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You see people? I am not alone...
3:13 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know Caine's had too much to drink when...

You end up driving around London after the bar lets out, and you have to rely on the car's navigation system to get you back to the hotel.

3:14 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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So it was the beer monster who stole my shoelaces!

He took my money, all my cigarettes and my mobile phone last week! Greedy little swine!

3:18 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when...

1. You wake up in a room filled with guys wearing orange jumpsuits and your breakfast arrives, through a hole in the door.

2. You find yourself explaining to your professor why you needed to call at 4 a.m. to explain why you needed to switch your thesis.

3. You find yourself in line with 4 other guys at a 5-star restaurant, each of you wearing nothing but a black bowtie in order to comply with the restaurant's black tie policy... (that explains #1)

3:21 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)
3:31 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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very amusing little clip,

DH,

easy - that sounds like a story and a half.

3:33 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LOL! Highman.

I know I have had too much to drink when... I convince myself that the 21 year old blonde babe at the bar will find my fat middle aged body appealing.

3:35 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I convince myself that the 21 year old blonde babe

is actually interested in any thing other than the obvious.

3:39 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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you look like the guy in my profile:)...
3:39 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Too many drinks?
Barmates complain that you are rambling- and you don't recall having just said anything.
3:41 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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....when you begin to miss the 'glassy expression' on faces as you rave about webmaster stuff...

Jeez, caine and DG - My heroes: Almost ALL of that has happened to me!

When my breakfasted arrived through a hole in the door the only consolation was seeing my friend walk by to use the toilet as I gazed confusedly out of the grill.

When I thought the difference between gay and straight was alcohol I ended up being chased by a mob down the kings rd. ;)

I always seem to want to strip when really, really drunk? - not the 'tease type' just to run down a major rd with no clothes on... weird!

Nick

3:43 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Just a side note:

Who has a drink right now? - I do ;) - Maribo Munke ěl - Very tastey...

Nick

3:49 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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you know you have had to much to drink when you take the ice cube you have been sucking on out of your mouth and slowly put it the mouth of the hot guy sitting at the bar next to you with his girlfriend, and you think she wont mind..(naughty grin)

<Who has a drink right now?> not yet but i can see the lads getting me a bit drunk tonight. leaving for london tomorrow so they arent gonna let me leave without having a good drinking session first....only good things can happen;)

[edited by: WildAngel at 4:02 pm (utc) on Aug. 22, 2003]

3:58 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Cool - this thread is so naughty it's modded out of the recent posts list!
6:41 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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...guy sitting at the bar next to you with his girlfriend...

Which is about the time both of you better hope the girlfriend hasn't been drinking enough to forget about assault and battery laws. ;)

6:52 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You know you have had too much to drink when...

You wake up wearing nothing but a condom.

6:56 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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... you light your cigarette at the wrong end (yuck!)

... you don't know how many you have had.

... you don't care any more how good the Jennifer Aniston/Brad Pitt (choose one depending on your preference) look-alike sitting next to you looks.

... you start drawing on your own face with lipstick.

... you find yourself wearing clothes of the opposite sex and have no clue their owner might be.

... you start telling your date how great your mom is.

7:05 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You wake up wearing nothing but a condom.

Preferable to (and a few drinks shy of) waking up without one. ;)

7:19 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Preferable to (and a few drinks shy of) waking up without one.

No one said WHERE it was worn...

8:10 pm on Aug 22, 2003 (gmt 0)

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But wherever it was, at least that spot was protected... lol.

I once (perfectly sober, mind you) put a condom on like a sock, as a demonstration for a friend who said her boyfriend wouldn't wear them because they *cough* "were too small" to fit him.

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