This Bloke Needs Help

she's a nutter

[ukgimp]

:)

[thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com...]

Margret flooded the kitchen last week. Turned the taps on, put the plug in the sink, and utterly forgot about it (because she'd come upstairs and we'd got involved in an unrelated argument). She goes back downstairs, opens the door and - whoosh - it's Sea World. The interesting thing about this is, if I'd flooded the kitchen, it would have been a bellowing, 'You've flooded the kitchen, you idiot!' and then she'd have done that thing where I curl up in a ball, trying to protect my head, and she kicks me repeatedly in the kidneys. As it was, however, there's a shout, I run downstairs and stand for a beat in the doorway - taking in the scene, waves lapping gently at my ankles - and she turns round and roars, 'Well, help me then - can't you see I've flooded the kitchen, you idiot?

There is much more...

[tigger]

someone needs to get a life :)

[jpjones]

This guy has a column in the Guardian insert magazine in Saturdays edition. Makes for an amusing read over a coffee in the morning. Glad I can't relate to it!

[ukgimp]

Me or the bloke tigger? :)

[tigger]

Oop's sorry, a fellow UK webmaster never :)

[DaveN]

I'll back tigger on this UKGIMP you need to get a life I'll introduce you to Ken ;)
in joke
Dave

[ukgimp]

lol

[4eyes]

That site is the funnist thing I have read - ever

Yes - I need to get a life as well

[tigger]

are we trying to say UK webmaster are said gits that just sit at there PC's all day when the suns out and we should be at the pub ----- YEP :)

[Nick_W]

>>That site is the funnist thing I have read - ever

I agree. I've had to stop now as the vertical scroll is only halfway down and I've been reading for nearly 2hrs! ;);)

Very very funny. I can relate to some of that soooo well hehehehe (i didn't mean it ivana!)

Nick

[tosspot17]

She really over-reacts whenever she catches me wearing her underwear.

;)

[Nick_W]

Margret jack-knifes from argument to argument, jigs direction randomly and erratically like a shoal of Argument Fish being followed by a Truth Shark

Don't all girls do that? I think that's a skill passed from mother to daughter for centuries now.. ;)

Time has no meaning either, it's not unusuall for somthing you did 10yrs ago to suddenly enter the fray..... heheheh <runs for cover...>

Nick

[JonB]

loool,the best site! the one with pazzas rules.

Point your mouse over her pic,you'll see her on the full moon :)

[tosspot17]

Don't all girls do that? I think that's a skill passed from mother to daughter for centuries now..

Totally! Just when i've formed the killer come-back to the argument in my head, she changes the subject and i'm left floundering, wondering what on earth we're arguing about. :)

[JudgeJeffries]

Its not a skill, its genetic, its hard wired, they cant help it, thats why a logical arguement with a woman, any woman, is impossible. I rest my case as a lifelong and seasoned MCP.

[lawman]

You guys better cool it -- Mivox reads these things, you know. :)

lawman

[Nick_W]

>Mivox

Yep, she's cute but dangerous too.......

Oh boy, that's done it! ;);)

Nick

[ritualcoffee]

You're all on the lookout for mivox - but I snuck in first to scold you all. ;)

Very funny, however, we are very logical. We know that jumping around in arguments is the quickest way to get you guys to shut up. ;)

[mivox]

Time has no meaning either, it's not unusuall for somthing you did 10yrs ago to suddenly enter the fray...

Actually, it's exactly the opposite in my house. I keep wondering how the hell I'm supposed to go back and clean house two years ago, so I can shut him up about it today...

...i'm left floundering, wondering what on earth we're arguing about.

You're arguing about the fact that you're horribly, horribly wrong and you just don't have the sense to admit it. It's just like the asking directions thing, and the laundry.

Admit you're wrong, ask for directions when you're lost, and get the laundry right. Problems solved.