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We all know this to be true

How stuff gets done....

1:40 am on Dec 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

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In the Beginning, There was a Plan

And then came the assumptions.

And the assumptions were without form.

And the plan was completely without substance.

The employees told their supervisors: "It's a crock of **** and it stinks!"

The supervisors then told the department heads: "It's a pail of dung, and none may abide by the odour."

The department heads then told the managers: "It's a container of excrement, and it is very strong such that none may smell it."

The managers then told the director: "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."

The director then told the VP: "It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."

The VP told the Executive-VP: "It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."

The Executive-VP told the President: "It is very strong and will promote growth and efficiency of the system."

And the President reviewed the plan, and said: "This is good."

And the plan became policy.

And this is how **** happens

Just a bit of light humour for the holidays! :)

I posted this on my forum - its from another site, so i cant post the URL here. (just giving credit where credits due!)


2:17 am on Dec 21, 2002 (gmt 0)

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WebmasterWorld Senior Member jeremy_goodrich is a WebmasterWorld Top Contributor of All Time 10+ Year Member

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That's an old one, mate.

Read it a while back...but if it's news to any here, thanks for sharing. :)