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I now have in my possession, the SEO Algorithm Voodoo chicken bone. Long has he heard me exclaim that SEO is merely algorithm voodoo while marketing is a science, and to prove the value of our friendship he has entrusted to me the SEO chicken bone, complete with a feather, (rather moltish looking one) and the remains of what looks to be a Fuente Fuente Opus X. (okay he also brought back a box of real ISOM Cohibas so he's forgiven for the chicken bone and that butt of a fine cigar)
He did make quite clear the trials involved in bringing a bone through any customs checkpoint anywhere and for his trouble I have rewarded him with a copy of, "Own Your Own Computer? Put It To Work And Make Millions Overnight".
This gracious act earned me a one finger salute and a threat about voodoo dolls and and a woman named DeVeaux, but alas, I own the SEO chicken bone and I shall fear no weevils, or geeks bearing gifts, or .gifs for that matter. Rather than frequent forums, read every known SE paper known to man and even some of those unknown ones I can now relax, point the chicken bone at the sites of my client's competitors and instantly achieve what was heretofore impossible save for much work and many hours of labor. Okay, the heretofore thing was solely to impress lawman but hey, the 'Cedes AMG didn't "grab" him so the heretofore thing is a weak effort. Doesn't matter, I have a really great ISOM Cohiba on the desk in front of me and a cutter that wants to snip that stogie and I own the chicken bone of website doom.
This is foo, do I need to make a point? ;)
Next time I visit Hsiti, I'm bringing back enough artwork to sell some, though! Beautiful stuff, makes my appartment walls much nicer, but I need enough to part with some. Vodun ceremonies are something else as well. Not enough light for good pictures, unfortunately, but anyone who wants to see some of my photos from Haiti, including some from a Vodun ceremony where the Ungon allowed cameras, can sticky me for a URL.
