Increase Traffic

Your mission is to tell me how to increase traffic.

[flaxmac]

I want to know if there is a way to increase traffic by a few hundred visits a day or more, of industry related browsers.

It has to be free.
It has to be able to be done simply and quickly.
It has to produce results NOW!

Any ideas?

[JoeT321]

Hack google, 302 redirect to your domain.

[miedmark]

It has to produce results NOW!

Buy out google - place a link to your page on google's home page.

[Lord Majestic]

Any ideas?

What makes you think that somebody who knows the answer satisfying all your conditions will tell the answer to you and to the whole world (thus possibly ruining their earnings) for free?

[netchicken1]

I know, I know, nah nah nah......

[speedpro50]

Why not write several content articles pertaining to content from your site and submit it to the major free content (article) sites...Good luck!

[incrediBILL]

You want it FREE and you want it NOW?

OK, spam every blog, forum and newsgroup you can find, done.

BTW, when they delete your hosting account you'll know why.

[ann]

Sorry, my "mission" is getting as much legit traffic as I can..

Try all the free directories, then buy some mailing lists and spam the heck out of everyone..OOPS you wanted 'free'.

Ann

[WallyWorld]

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

[Swebbie]

We have to kill the people we tell? Dangit! OK, let me go start a list. I better buy more bullets too. Sheesh!

[Edge]

'free' 'simply and quickly' "results NOW!"

Your kidding right? How old are you?

Very few things in this world are what you ask.

[KimmoA]

"Very few things in this world are what you ask."

As I see it, a lot of people are <snip> lucky and get things for free without lifting a finger. (I'm not one of them.)

[edited by: engine at 1:58 pm (utc) on Sep. 13, 2005]
[edit reason] language! [/edit]

[Sobriquet]

aye aye sir

LOL

give me us sites and i shall check and tell ...

[sandyeggo]

Do a media buy on every site on the net
that should help
keep your wallet out

[KimmoA]

"give me us sites and i shall check and tell ..."

Who? What?

[DavidDeprice]

Work for it. Hard.

[h3k27]

Yeah! work for it the hard way. Im a newbie too, and same ambition to have a huge traffic in my site...

I started with .00 to .05 cents per day for 2 weeks,but after 3 weeks of sleepless nights I have now 10$ average income with my adsense

[humblebeginnings]

Hi Mac,

Since you think your question is appropriate, I will return it to you: can you share with us your methods of having free, simple and quick Adsense success?

[jchampliaud]

I could tell you but then I would have to kill you.

Please don't tell me!

[Sobriquet]

advertise!

[Stuart_S]

>It has to be free.
>It has to be able to be done simply and quickly.
>It has to produce results NOW!

This one is easy! I'm relatively new here, but I have all of the answers you seek!

Assuming you have some e-mail addresses of a few people in your industry; copy-and-paste the message below and send it to all, NOW!

#######Panacea Begins#########

Dear Sir/Madam,

Please visit my website as soon as possible. I am giving everything away for free! All of my products and services are free!

Most importantly; Don't click on any advertisments while you are visiting, there is no point.

I know, you are thinking; How can this be? Well, you see, I have finally learned that nothing has any value, so please come and help yourself.

Regards,

flaxmac
P.S. First 100 visitors get access to my bank account, naked pictures of my wife and all the shirts in my closet!

#######Panacea Ends#########

On another note; Nobody has welcomed me to WebmasterWorld yet. I think this is my 30th post and not one person has given me, the much desired; "Welcome to Webmaster World Stuart". Have I said something?

[roldar]

Welcome to WebmasterWorld Stuart!

[Radejr]

I don't remember anyone welcoming me heh.

[roldar]

Welcome to WebmasterWorld Radejr!

And so roldar's new scheme to inflate his post count takes shape...

[jretzer]

If all the silliness can come to an end, will someone please tell me about these "major free content" sites? I ran a search, but the ones I found look pretty dubious. I know we can't post urls, but if someone could sticky me ...

[Stuart_S]

Thanks Roldar!

I now feel like a real member!

[humblebeginnings]

Yo Stuart,

We didn't welcome ya cause you broke the unwritten golden rule, wich is: all newbies will share all their secret Adsense niches with us;-)
In case you don't believe that, a very warm welcome anyway!

[Atomic]

It has to be free.
It has to be able to be done simply and quickly.
It has to produce results NOW!

This strategy is so doomed to failure.

Free, simple and immediate? The internet is not some glory hole awaiting your gratification.

[miguelito]

Your mission is to tell me how to increase traffic.

and your mission is to get off your ass and do some work and research for yourself

[vartotojas]

h3k27: how the hell did you do that in two weaks?
if i got 10$/day it would be a miracle

but I get 0 clicks and just a few visits a day (although I have submited to search engines, directories, made google sitemaps & rss feeds, et cetera). Just can't get this on going.