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10:30 am on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Just as an experiment - who can suggest the fastest way to get my imaginary widget site banned from google?
7:41 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Do you mean Google Search, Adsense or Adwords?
7:52 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Google Search
8:10 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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who can suggest the fastest way to get my imaginary widget site banned from google?

"Just as an experiment"?

I don't like the sound of that, last time someone asked me that I told them and next day they hacked into a competitors ftp and changed the coding on a couple of pages (UK estate agents are brutal!).

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haha

Im not a hacker - i know a lot of things that would PROBABLY remove a site from the Serps quickly, just was interested to hear if anyone did anything dodgy in the past and got penalised for it.

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have good content and relative links, no spammy stuff!
you won't get banned but no one will ever find you ;-
10:13 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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what's a "relative link?"
11:28 pm on Oct 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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what's a "relative link?"

Your mother and father link to your site.

2:48 am on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Lol. Thanks for the laugh!
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>have good content and relative links, no spammy stuff!
you won't get banned but no one will ever find you ;-

I hope that was in jest Steve because the serps I monitor totally contradict your statement

5:29 am on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Hello,

I do agree with coosblues, I am watching Google SERPs it wont relate to what Google says. Good back links and not spammy technique, many site has very megre number of backlinks and they include excess keywords in title and metas but still they rank.

Any commnet, I too wont agree that relative links is the factor in Google.

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If you were to create a page about 'Dora the Explorer' and use an onmousover effect to redirect visitors (children) to 'Dora the Exploder', that ought to do the trick.
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What about a keyword stuffed off the page layer?
10:36 am on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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use any real bad methodology (keywordstuffing, hidden text, ...) and send an email to webmaster@google.com and ask for re-inclusion when your site is still in. Should do the job pretty fast. ;)
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What about a keyword stuffed off the page layer?
Google hasn't shown they are particularly good at finding hidden stuff yet. I think that would be the slow route to getting banned, so give it a shot.;)
4:14 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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oh! relative links! i'll take links from everyone's family members.
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>have good content and relative links, no spammy stuff!
you won't get banned but no one will ever find you ;-
I hope that was in jest Steve because the serps I monitor totally contradict your statement
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Nope, maybe slightly tongue in cheek though ;-
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in your index.html put almost the same exact UI as the google home page, use their logos but direct all the traffic to a pay per click SE, then run an email spam to all of the harvest google internal emails and the google employees private emails (univ students email and emails found on SE research papers).
you will get banned ASAP and also legal procedure will follow fast :->

/BP

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have good content and relative links, no spammy stuff!
you won't get banned but no one will ever find you ;-

Cynical man, but very funny though.

6:16 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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relative link = a href="pagename.html"
Absolute link = a href="http://www.site.com/pagename.html"
6:22 pm on Oct 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Just as an experiment - who can suggest the fastest way to get my imaginary widget site banned from google?

Link to widgetgiantjuggs.com and put the content the domain googleguysucks.com

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four easy steps:
1. Download the entire website of others
2. Upload this site to your server
3. Notify your competitor about your greate job
4. Wait DMCA email from google.

This's the experience of an idiot who cloned my website.

2:21 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)

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> who can suggest the fastest way to get my imaginary widget site banned from google?

Go to google keyword suggestion tool and type in few of your keywords.

Then copy and paste the keywords into the bottom of your index page (put them in a div or table).

Then change the colour of your div/table to the same colour of your keywords.

Wait for Google to crawl your site and update their index. (you need to wait a bit longer for the "real" update, flux don't count).

Hope you still got PR and rank somewhere around 998.

p/s making the text size 1px will help too.

3:14 pm on Oct 17, 2004 (gmt 0)

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when you make your page, make sure to use the deprecated html formatting methods, since it's much easier for google to read that stuff.

Make your
<style>b {font-weight:normal}</stlyle>
<body bgcolor=white>
<span class=keyword stuff to a ridiculous degree><font color=white size=7 style=display:none;><b>keywords</b></font></span>

Then link to every spam site you can find, link to every prominent hacker site you can find, then throw in as many links to sleazy porn sites as possible.

<span class=keyword stuff to a ridiculous degree><font color=white size=7 style=display:none;><b>keywords</b></font></span>

add about 100 keyword stuffed internal links to each page, make it about 3 pages.

Then for good measure do server side googlebot user agent detection and feed the googlebot even more keyword spam.

something like that should do it fairly well I think.

Of course with the way I've been seeing more and more directories coming up in google lately you'll probably end up being top 10 :-)

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here is a method that works,

1. take a domain with already an established PR
2. name it google sucks, and describe the fact that google can not handle hidden text, stuffed keywords etc. and put all of these techniques to work in the home page as well
3. place a press release about the site and the fact that it proves that google can not handle these things , mention the name google a few times and also their STOCK ticker symbol

once it get's on the wire, google PR department will call managment and they will issue en escalation to the spam team and your site will be banned imm.

/BP