Google Update Rainbow Bridge

A Chart To Help Those Who Suffer ...

[Yidaki]

In past google update threads at WebmasterWorld

- 1,650 x people had doubts [google.com]
- 4,560 x people had hope [google.com]

÷)

[Macguru]

Hey wait! I see only 4,380 from here, something must be happening, as usual.

[troels nybo nielsen]

180 persons just lost their hope?

[pendanticist]

ROTFLAMO

[le_gber]

1670 here who doubt and 4610 who hope - something is definetly happening ;) Go G! make some believer out of ourselves!

Leo

[SlyGuy]

Interesting to note that 42 people reverted to praying [google.com]

lol..

- Chad

[DrDoc]

Definitely good numbers!

2250 were lost [google.com] because of the update.
However, 5360 were found [google.com].

49 people seemed to be delighted [google.com], and a stunning 2300 were indeed happy [google.com]. We have not yet ascertained why 350 seemed to be sad [google.com], or why 35 were even depressed [google.com].

Though 5 seemed to be out of their minds [google.com], no one ever lost it [google.com].

[Chris_D]

But who were the 216 who decided to jump out of the window? [google.com]

[DrDoc]

Luckily, only 45 of those were related to the Google update...

Seems like Brett caused 26 of them [google.com], 23 because of CSS [google.com].
I'm just glad I didn't cause any [google.com] of them ;)

[pleeker]

I think it all depends on your keyword stuffing, because there are 619 who have problems with DrDoc [google.com].

:)

[Ally_Cat]

Seems that GoogleGuy has some blood on his hands. [google.com] ;)

[DrDoc]

... and only 13 that likes DrDoc [google.com] :(

[mona]

LMAO, this is good stuff.

In more recent developments, a stunning 30,300 frustrated webmasters intend to file lawsuits [google.com] against the fiesty search engine because of the update.

[DrDoc]

Phew, GoogleGuy -- only 21 of those are members here at WebmasterWorld [google.com].

However, 19 of those 21 seems to be directed towards GoogleGuy himeself [google.com]

[jranes]

Looks like the Google update is also responsible for at leat 12 webmaster's hair loss. [google.com]

[DrDoc]

I just realized that we should probably expect to be bombarded with messages in this thread. Seems like a stunning 32,500 members like this thread [google.com] :)

[DrDoc]

A few medical concerns stemming from previous Google updates:
drowning [google.com]: 17
heart attack [google.com]: 27
constipation [google.com]: 3
dizzyness [google.com]: 16
insomnia [google.com]: 1
fever [google.com]: 43
asthma [google.com]: 1

[troels nybo nielsen]

Wow, we're a Google thread now. This is getting dramatic!

[Macguru]

Troels,

I was powerless [google.com] about this move... It's all above my capacities... ;)

[Macro]

a stunning 30,300 frustrated webmasters intend to file lawsuits

Phew, GoogleGuy -- only 21 of those are members here at WebmasterWorld.

But only 20 of them [google.com] are pissed off with GoogleGuy. Who's the one crank who wants to sue him for no reason whatsoever?

[onedumbear]

many people are starting to say that they are
not so relevant search results [google.com]

[Chndru]

mm..WebmasterWorld seems to have it's share of moaners.

Google Rocks [google.com]=375
Google Sucks [google.com]=662

But more people here seeem to love Google [google.com] than hate Google [google.com]

duh!

[edited by: Chndru at 9:27 pm (utc) on Nov. 19, 2003]

[Brett_Tabke]

aside from the weekly wonder (Gizmo Quiz), we don't get to many lessons or fun searching examples around here.

There is alot to be learned from fun fluff threads like this.

[bcolflesh]

Regardless of what anyone thinks, this is a basic black(3160) [google.com] and white(4280) [google.com] issue.

[DrDoc]

You hit that nail on the head, Brett! Only 14 threads with fun fluff [google.com] ;)

[DrDoc]

Maybe some of the Google search experts [google.com] here at WebmasterWorld can help? :)

[pleeker]

This thread is really out of hand. Let me be only the 2nd WebmasterWorld user to suggest that everyone should relax [google.com].

[Chndru]

Ahh..i can see atleast 2500 Google Search Experts [google.com]. Whoa!

[DrDoc]

Brett, I read that 500+ are projected for the next PubConference [google.com]. Right now there are 193 who have planned on attending.

[lasko]

Ok when the update is over Google can take all 316 to court on charges for slander with relation to conspiracy [google.com]