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7:08 pm on Nov 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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In past google update threads at WebmasterWorld

- 1,650 x people had doubts [google.com]
- 4,560 x people had hope [google.com]

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7:21 pm on Nov 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Hey wait! I see only 4,380 from here, something must be happening, as usual.
8:01 pm on Nov 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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180 persons just lost their hope?
9:22 pm on Nov 16, 2003 (gmt 0)

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ROTFLAMO
9:10 am on Nov 17, 2003 (gmt 0)

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1670 here who doubt and 4610 who hope - something is definetly happening ;) Go G! make some believer out of ourselves!

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11:28 pm on Nov 18, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Interesting to note that 42 people reverted to praying [google.com]

lol..

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4:18 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Definitely good numbers!

2250 were lost [google.com] because of the update.
However, 5360 were found [google.com].

49 people seemed to be delighted [google.com], and a stunning 2300 were indeed happy [google.com]. We have not yet ascertained why 350 seemed to be sad [google.com], or why 35 were even depressed [google.com].

Though 5 seemed to be out of their minds [google.com], no one ever lost it [google.com].

4:29 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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But who were the 216 who decided to jump out of the window? [google.com]
7:44 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Luckily, only 45 of those were related to the Google update...

Seems like Brett caused 26 of them [google.com], 23 because of CSS [google.com].
I'm just glad I didn't cause any [google.com] of them ;)

7:59 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I think it all depends on your keyword stuffing, because there are 619 who have problems with DrDoc [google.com].

:)

8:00 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Seems that GoogleGuy has some blood on his hands. [google.com] ;)
8:08 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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... and only 13 that likes DrDoc [google.com] :(
8:08 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LMAO, this is good stuff.

In more recent developments, a stunning 30,300 frustrated webmasters intend to file lawsuits [google.com] against the fiesty search engine because of the update.

8:28 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Phew, GoogleGuy -- only 21 of those are members here at WebmasterWorld [google.com].

However, 19 of those 21 seems to be directed towards GoogleGuy himeself [google.com]

8:29 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Looks like the Google update is also responsible for at leat 12 webmaster's hair loss. [google.com]
8:29 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I just realized that we should probably expect to be bombarded with messages in this thread. Seems like a stunning 32,500 members like this thread [google.com] :)
8:36 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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A few medical concerns stemming from previous Google updates:
drowning [google.com]: 17
heart attack [google.com]: 27
constipation [google.com]: 3
dizzyness [google.com]: 16
insomnia [google.com]: 1
fever [google.com]: 43
asthma [google.com]: 1
9:06 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Wow, we're a Google thread now. This is getting dramatic!
9:09 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Troels,

I was powerless [google.com] about this move... It's all above my capacities... ;)

9:11 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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a stunning 30,300 frustrated webmasters intend to file lawsuits

Phew, GoogleGuy -- only 21 of those are members here at WebmasterWorld.

But only 20 of them [google.com] are pissed off with GoogleGuy. Who's the one crank who wants to sue him for no reason whatsoever?

9:14 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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many people are starting to say that they are
not so relevant search results [google.com]
9:20 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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mm..WebmasterWorld seems to have it's share of moaners.

Google Rocks [google.com]=375
Google Sucks [google.com]=662

But more people here seeem to love Google [google.com] than hate Google [google.com]

duh!

[edited by: Chndru at 9:27 pm (utc) on Nov. 19, 2003]

9:24 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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aside from the weekly wonder (Gizmo Quiz), we don't get to many lessons or fun searching examples around here.

There is alot to be learned from fun fluff threads like this.

9:27 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Regardless of what anyone thinks, this is a basic black(3160) [google.com] and white(4280) [google.com] issue.
9:28 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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You hit that nail on the head, Brett! Only 14 threads with fun fluff [google.com] ;)
9:30 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Maybe some of the Google search experts [google.com] here at WebmasterWorld can help? :)
9:30 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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This thread is really out of hand. Let me be only the 2nd WebmasterWorld user to suggest that everyone should relax [google.com].
9:32 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Ahh..i can see atleast 2500 Google Search Experts [google.com]. Whoa!
10:02 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Brett, I read that 500+ are projected for the next PubConference [google.com]. Right now there are 193 who have planned on attending.
10:16 pm on Nov 19, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Ok when the update is over Google can take all 316 to court on charges for slander with relation to conspiracy [google.com]

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