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[edited by: lawman at 2:05 pm (utc) on Jan. 22, 2006]
[edit reason] Sorry, No Poems Per BT [/edit]
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They have put it into the same category as Turkey Twizzlers and Chicken Nuggets!
Apparantly eating Haggis more than twice a week will harm us.
I have a haggis between four of us, once per year.
They are worried about one individual eating 100 whole haggis (haggi) per year?
As Burns said in his address to the haggis ...
"Ye Pow'rs, wha mak mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill o fare,
Auld Scotland wants nae skinking ware
That jaups in luggies:
But, if ye wish her gratefu prayer,
Gie her a Haggis".
Translation
You powers, who make mankind your care,
And dish them out their bill of fare,
Old Scotland wants no watery stuff,
Splashing around in small bowls;
But if you wish her grateful prayer,
Give her [Scotland] a Haggis!
Incidentally I note that the Google logo has a Mozart theme today. What happened to Burns on Wednesday? Obviously they haven't heard of him in Mountain view.
This is a pity because Burns would have approved of Google. He actually had problems with Search himself. In 1786 he wrote ...
"I rarely hit where I aim, and if I want anything, I am almost sure never to find it where I seek it. For instance, if my penknife is needed, I pull out twenty things - a plough-wedge, a horse nail, an old letter, or a tattered rhyme, in short, everything but my penknife; and that, at last, after a painful, fruitless search, will be found in the unsuspected corner of an unsuspected pocket, as if on purpose thrust out of the way."
Now we speak English and most normal down to earth Scots have difficulty in understanding his poems - which is a shame. Still - it makes trying to recite them fun!
I also like Robert Burns due to his sense of humour - writing poems dedicated to mice and haggis (a very common down to earth meal back in his day)! I suspect had he been alive today the poem would have been about the Scottish Fish Supper!
For the record I believe that Rabbie Burns did not write Auld Lang Sign. The song was a folk song that he wrote down and put in print (though I believe he did add two or so verses). Nonetheless it was Rabbie Burns who made sure that it was kept alive - it would probably have been lost without him.
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Robert Burns' nephew was one of the founders of Dunedin.
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