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Here Be Fools

or: A Big Company's House of Computer Horrors

         

iamlost

11:41 pm on Sep 11, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Last week a referral from a major client sent me on an overnight visit to "consult" on some "minor" database glitches. Yah right.

What I actually encountered:
Staff "rationalisation" had lost the knowledgeable and retained the incompetant/ignorant:
* not a single program (including OS) was patched-up-to-date;
* hardware/software installed in last 8-months all remained set to manufacturer defaults.
* intrusion detection/logging had been turned off because the increasingly frequent alarms/notifications were "distracting".
* etc.

Multiple someones had been having a field-day for over 6-months. Those backups that would install were corrupted. I spent five long days ripping the system apart, detailing the history of intrusion and damage, and outlining solutions.

Upon submitting my report and collecting payment (they complained loudly) I ran for the nearest exit declining future involvement.

What Little House of Computer Horrors have you stepped into recently?
Have you managed to escape?
Unchanged?

httpwebwitch

2:28 am on Sep 12, 2005 (gmt 0)

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I was WM for an e-commerce site, I had a lady call claiming to be "unable to enter her credit card into my form".

Turned out the lady had acidentally turned "Num Lock" off and hadn't evolved enough to figure that one out. Actually it took us a good 10 minutes on the phone before I figured out what was going on.

Sounds like an urban myth, I know. But it really happened to me.

pmkpmk

6:52 pm on Sep 12, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Consulting requests from friends about their hobby/nonprofit/soho/smallbiz (check appropriate) website.

Scream and run!

Essex_boy

10:03 am on Sep 13, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Worked for a housing association once in Suffolk and their IT 'team' didnt know what the hell they were doing.

To prove a point scanned their servers and gained root access from home - the next morning I rang them and gave detailed instructions on how they could avoid this in future.

No one did anything about.

pmkpmk

12:05 pm on Sep 13, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Did they sue your for "cracking" their servers?

Essex_boy

6:49 pm on Sep 13, 2005 (gmt 0)

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No they werent bothered in the slightest, scary thing was I ran a free script against them! So no skill whatsoever was required.

rocknbil

10:45 pm on Sep 15, 2005 (gmt 0)

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Well I hope you CHARGED for that info! Sheesh! :-)

I probably shouldn't comment on the nightmares I've seen. Mostly, upper management will trim down the IT staff to bare minimum and won't lift a finger until something disastrous occurs, then look for a scapegoat. So what you have are a skeleton crew of overworked but exceptionally talented admins doing way too much, having no time to keep themselves or their equipment up to date, and oportunity springs up everywhere for problems.