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1. If you have kids in the house, you get to say, "Because I said so."
2. People don't automatically assume you're ingnorant or stupid because of your age.
3. You get discounts on car insurance, because the insurance company believes you're "done with that silliness" as well.
4. You don't have to keep one hand on your ID the entire time you're in a busy bar.
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. Life is
tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get at the
end of it? A death. What's that, a bonus? I think the life
cycle is all backwards. You should die first, get it out of
the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out
when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you go to work.
You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your
retirement. You do drugs, alcohol, you party, you get ready
for high school. You go to grade school, you become a kid,
you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a little
baby, you go back into the womb, spend your last nine months
floating . . . then finish off as an orgasm.
I've had a number of occasions to visit nursing homes for clients and while walking the halls I've invariably had sex crazed or totally uninhibited frazzle-haired women octogenarians make the most amazing offers, often whilst reaching for - and sometimes, with amazing quickness, grabbing - the object of their desire.
Now I know what Mel Gibson must feel like sort of.