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Toilet humour again...

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Macguru

2:20 pm on Jul 15, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Would you use it [home.centurytel.net]?

adfree

12:01 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Hey, where is that thing, working in Basel...gotta see it...maybe even use it, only maybe...

caine

12:05 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I like it alot, watch the people in the que waiting patiently for the experience of seeing and smelling my excrement after a curry, 10 beers and some baked beans and brussel sprouts.

Lovely! - Shame there isn't a magnetised polarity changer, than can turn the one way out inwards, so that i can watch them suffer in solitude!

Shocking decent - and i would use it!

Macguru

12:08 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>Hey, where is that thing

"Don't Miss A Sec" was installed at a construction site (the future home of the Chelsea College of Art and Design) across the road from London's Tate Britain museum

Leosghost

12:09 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Seconded goober ..apparently no-one else has seen what happens to one way glass with light behind it ...

Almost wish I still lived at the other end of France to be able to see one of these things "in the flesh" so to speak...

There a highly developed pron business on the French riviera which will doubtless be exploring the exhibitionist possibilities in their next offerings ..

like strobe lights inside....

For those of you who know what the English used to call a "French toilet" and the French ( trying to ignore that most all motorway rest rooms and campsites have these ..so do a lot of bars and restaurants ) call a "Turkish Toilet" ...

the ones where you squat and hope your aim is good at a hole in the floor ....yes those are all over this country still ...

If they made them out of this one way glass would anyone still use one?...apart from bcol..maybe ..nah

..despite macgurus protestations I still am inclined to wonder how he finds these things ...and how he explains the looking to the "overshoulderwatcheress" ....

"honest hon ..its research for Foo " ... ;)

Macguru

12:16 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I guess it's time to flush my browser's cache again... ;)

Leosghost

12:27 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Mac..if you've got access to a'doze box ..download "cleanup" ...guess what the default noise is while it does just that to your browser cache ....

ps love the pun ..Does that mean you're gonna change the first letter of "Foo" when you post just to forewarn ..

lgn1

12:40 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I always wanted a Loo with a View :)

Webwork

12:47 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Anyone ever grab a quickie in one of these with your girl/boyfriend/spouse?

It just looks too inviting to pass up.

I'd probably suffer performance failure due to laughing too much. All those voyeurs, passing by and peering in, thinking to themselves "I wonder what's going on in there".

[edited by: Webwork at 1:12 pm (utc) on July 16, 2004]

TheDoctor

12:48 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Sir John Crapper (yes, that was his real name, and he was enobled for his invention and made Royal Plumber to Queen Victoria)

Huh? I think you've got confused here. Crapper's name was Thomas, and he did not invent the toilet [theplumber.com]. As you'll see from the article, he did, however, exist.

As far as the acoustic properties of the toilet eat are concerned, I (and friends) discovered at school that a trombone mouthpiece placed in the overflow pipe of a bank of three toilets can be used to produce a deep mellow sound, predictably not unlike that of an alpenhorn. Also predictably, we christened this instrument "the bogpipes". For best effect, it should be played while an unsuspecting victim is sat on it.

KeithDouglas

1:11 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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There's one in London too.
[news.bbc.co.uk...]

Goober

1:12 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Hey Leosghost,

I have tears in my eyes....strobe light inside! Holy cra* that was a priceless mind picture!

goob

BeeDeeDubbleU

1:23 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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This thread is pissing me off :o)

The Cricketer

1:44 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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On Friday and Saturday nights in the UK city I live in we do away with any walls, glass or otherwise.

They just have a portable urinal, a big block of plastic with a hole the size of a hand on each side. Nothing to stop people seeing your bits other than using your hand and bum!

Obviously this is only for men as females are far too clean, they never pee in the street......yeah right.

I've never used one, much too embarassed. Using one of these in the MIDDLE of the city centre!?

Easy_Coder

2:28 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Uh... not me. My policy is hold it as long as possible to prevent using a public toilet. Plus that way you get to play the 'Air Game' and boost your internal psi to well over 250... yes sir; now we're havin some fun.

eskipii

2:42 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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If I would see someone go inside I would wait a couple of minutes, they walk right in front of the toilet after they closed it and start pointing and laughing. Then the person inside would have wonder if I could really seem them or not.

I guess it would also demonstrate if they could poop under pressure.

grelmar

2:54 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Huh? I think you've got confused here. Crapper's name was Thomas, and he did not invent the toilet. As you'll see from the article, he did, however, exist.

I was only wrong about the name...

And the whole flush toilet invention thing...

And prolly the enoblement too...

But everything else was accurate ;)

sheesh. Some people. So picky. Wanting their "facts" and acutally doing their "research"....

saoi_jp

3:29 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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The glass is like the glass in nightclub toilets, overlooking the dance floor. But daylight, being brighter, has got to be weirder.

re: toilet seats, I like to keep them both down, the seat and the lid. From what I've seen, a lot of men leave the seat up, and lots of women insist on the seat being left down (while leaving the lid up).

Yet when we purchase toilet covers and rugs, doesn't leaving the lid up mean that the lid cover is never seen?

Men who feel hassled about the seat should just remember to keep the lid down. That way, you both have to lift something to use the toilet. Keep reminding her to keep the lid down.

Jan Shepherd

3:30 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Only if blindfolded.

saoi_jp

3:38 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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the ones where you squat

Like what we use in Japan. In a lot of Japanese restroom, you'll find a few Japanese-style (sqwat over a trough, more oblong than a hole) and a few Western-style (sit). The ratio generally depends on how "modern" the buildings and/or occupants are.

Japanese toilet stall doors come within a centimeter of the floor so there's no issues there, but it explains why a lot of Japanese don't like using public restrooms in the USA (where the stall doors and walls are pretty high off the floor).

The trick to the sqatting ones is to lower your trowsers only halfway down your thighs, and face the "pipe wall" (so "backwards" if what you're used to is a Western-style one) to help keep your balance.

(Brings up the cross-cultural problem point of home-toilet doors -- in Japan, you keep them closed at all times, whereas in the US, a closed door means 'occupied'. But this is OT.)

Macguru

3:39 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>to keep the lid down

That's cruel! Where is the dog going to drink then?

lawman

4:10 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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BT put this on the front page. Never say he has no sense of humor. :)

bedlam

4:26 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Like what we use in Japan. In a lot of Japanese restroom, you'll find a few Japanese-style (sqwat over a trough, more oblong than a hole) and a few Western-style (sit). The ratio generally depends on how "modern" the buildings and/or occupants are.

...In Korea I often saw footprints on the rims of 'western' style toilets. And in the subway stations, the stalls with the 'sit-down' toilets often had signs that said "Foreigner Only".

-B

ryan26

5:44 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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It clearly IS Friday ;)

chadmg

6:21 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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There's a bar in New York City, Bar 89, that has clear bathroom stalls. You walk in, close the latch to lock it, and the whole thing frosts over. Very cool. Here's a pic of the bathroom [photo.net].

The glass of the walls and doors is made with a layer of liquid crystals between two layers of glass. A current keeps the crystals in line and the glass clear, but when the door handle is turned and locked, the current turns off, crystals fall out of alignment, and the glass appears clouded.

Very useful for the home too for those that have a window in your shower. You could have a clear window and when you want some privacy just flip a switch.

[edited by: DaveAtIFG at 6:54 pm (utc) on July 16, 2004]
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brakthepoet

6:53 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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You don't have to be a whiz to know that the mirrored bathroom could be a Number 1 or Number 2 attraction. I can see it easily making a big splash anywhere. I bet that we all can imagine taking the pressure off by squeezing out a little time from our day to enjoy such an view.

MovingOnUp

8:17 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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Next thing you know, we'll be talking about alternatives to toilet paper [turkeytravelplanner.com] in other countries.

martinibuster

8:53 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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San Francisco has a restaurant/bar called Jade that has a large one way window in their restroom. But that Swiss toilet is mind blowing.

Macguru

8:59 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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>>that Swiss toilet

It is actually located in London. The first link found has holes in it. Thanks to the inquisitive mind of BReflection (msg # 28) we now can share our deepest thoughts about this sophisticated work of art.

RossWal

11:38 pm on Jul 16, 2004 (gmt 0)

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I bet that we all can imagine taking the pressure off by squeezing out a little

Now that's poetic!

Sorry :(

EquityMind

2:08 am on Jul 17, 2004 (gmt 0)



I just want to stand outside and point and laugh to see if there is a reaction from people inside.
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