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Will someone please click on my ad
Today's the third day it's been bad
My CTR's dismal
EPC is abysmal
They all should be clicking like mad.
Won't someone *please* click on my ad
I've almost gone stark raving mad
The readers deplore them
How dare they ignore them
Its why good webmasters go bad.
I fired off a letter to Google
Re: why are my readers so frugal
They replied "we're still tweaking
but thanks for critiquing
Try hopping while blowing a bugle."
I asked the WebmasterWorld Forum
"How come all the readers ignore 'em?"
Their consensus was that
I should hang up my hat
Find some new career paths and explore 'em.
The answer is simple you see
It occurred to me eventually
My URLs unlike most
All begin [localhost...]
So nobody sees them but me.
(Apologies to Google, the Moderator, and well just about everybody.)
[edited by: linear at 3:43 pm (utc) on Nov. 14, 2003]
Or frustration! ;)
Scott
Excellent!
Very good.
**golfer's clap**
2odd...
As someone asked for a piece of music, I grabbed a guitar and here it is.
I can't sing, bear with me.
I am also not natively speaking english, so pronounciation is often so-so.
Chords:
Verse:
A E A
D E A
D E A F#m
D E A
Refrain:
F#m A7
D E A F#m
D E A
MP3:
[url]http://www.runboard.com/img/misc_unrelated_stuff/AKG-Webmaster_song.mp3[/url]
I hope I didn't unconsciously copy anyone's music.
<snip>
[edited by: lawman at 8:57 am (utc) on Dec. 3, 2003]
[edit reason] delink, no self promo please [/edit]
you gave me a big grin just befrore midnight and an unappealing date with a snowblower!
Thank you,
Fred
