Friday Word Game!

hehe

[Nick_W]

Rules:
1. No brand names.
2. No URLs.
3. Dont be crude! :P
4. If you post at the same time as someone else, and the sentence becomes weird then STOP, and then whoever posted second has to edit their post with a new word.
5. If you end a sentence then you have to start a new one.
6. You cant post twice in a row - you have to wait till someone else posts!
7. One word per turn only
8. Shak must feature in the second sentence or the game is null and void.

I'll start:

Once

Nick

[SMXwebcrawler]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take my

[DaveN]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to

[DaveN]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full

[graywolf]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of

[lorax]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden

[bunltd]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of writhing

[bunltd]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of Cheetos.

[graywolf]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered

[Eric in Tennessee]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered with

[martinibuster]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.

Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered with bourbon

[bunltd]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!

Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered with bourbon swilling

[SlowMove]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak who's name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered with bourbon swilling monkeys

[esllou]

once upon a time NO mention of John, shak's dimple cheeked alter ego fell off the edge of the table into a cheese cake and died. Shak WHOSE name means nothing but lady-lover and in retrospect vain attempts at humour, which sucks like a vacuum-cleaner.
Initially horrified by TJ's huge ears of concrete, Shak ran quickly westward towards Narnia holding tightly to shopping bags. "OUCH" pontificate, dancing gerbils, Bozo and Belinda filliped NOT once but 81 million different golden geese combinations. However, it seems headhunters with furry blue-berrys embroidered from centuries old nosehair barfed cat-like upon butt before his patience crumbled like a sphincter about butts..!
Please, take my lazerzubb to spearmint colored minty halls full of golden writhing Cheetos covered with bourbon swilling monkeys

sorry, english teacher in me couldn't allow THAT mistake to go uncorrected after ten pages of seeing it!