You know you have had too much to drink when....

[Visit Thailand]

I was reaching for my glass of malt when I accidentally picked up the ash tray!

You know you have had too much to drink when..........

[Sinner_G]

Small feet, haven't you?

[mivox]

Women's size 9. Not small, not huge. Average size condom. It actually rolled over half way up to my knee (it rolled back down to my ankle when I let it go, but still)!

[dragonlady7]

Yes, condoms are stretchy and if anyone says they're too small, then the problem is vanity.

Anyhow...

No, I haven't got a drink today. Except... well, here's my other you-know statement:

You know you've had too much to drink when you're considering bringing your laptop into the bathroom with you so you don't have to keep running across the office.

(My boyfriend and I had a contest one day, over email, to see which of us could drink more water. He won with one cup more than me. We figured out he'd drunk over a gallon and a half in six hours. Man, that's the most i've ever drunk...)

[davewray]

You know you've had too much to drink when....

You're biking down the hill and you decide it would be more fun to use the front brake than the back brake this time ;0)

[bunltd]

...find you're skinny dipping in the hot tub. (this will actually make a small quantity of drinks seem like much more - something to do with the heat, but you can't beat it in cold weather)

...put your shirt on inside out. (hey, it was dark, too) ;)

Nick_W: 'glassy expression' on faces as you rave about webmaster ...

Hmm, me too.

[netcommr]

I just go back from the bar, only had a couple. needed a shower and food...

planning on tonight developing into a worthy post though, I'll let ya know later...

p.s. please excuse if I type like tIsEe

[PatrickDeese]

you know you've had too much to drink when...

you finally try chat up the cute girl you've had your eye on for months... wearing vomit splattered clothing.

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[skibum]

you know you've had too much to drink when...

You're playing a coed game of strip poker and one of the women playing has nothing left to play for, she leans over and hurls. The only thing you mutter is hey, you gonna finish that beer?

You step outside the bar, make a call on the pay phone, topple over and wake up the evening of the next day and wonder how you got back to the hotel and don't remember anything.

You come home, shovel the neighbors walk ways and lawns, dump all the snow in your own front yard and proceed to jump off the second story roof into it. Repeatedly.

You wake up with a parking meter and an extensive collection of street signs in your room.

After a night of shagging, you wake up in the fraternity house basement with the clerk at the fast food joint you went to to satify the munchies. You are both in birthday suits and your fraternity brothers have put your room key and all your clothes except for 1 sock on the front porch. A few days later there are what come to be known as "pale whale" photographs being passed around the house.

[Wrasse]

You know you've had too much to drink when....

You find your shoes in the washbasin in the morning and realize that you had to cut your shoelaces…

[werty]

Wow, Skibum, I am very impressed.

I have never woken up with a parking meter, but have woken up with a cowboy hat twice, kind of rare for Chicago.