Once upon a time a fish named Shak drowned in a tea-ocean pie but was thrown clear by angels sent via SERPS to clean test tubes filled with spam pie.
Fittingly, he hummed to a Metallica, moshing gerbil song which Daniel Brandt thought sounded conspiratorial though inspirational.
Yeti sightings were commonplace but Shak couldn't google forever.
Grandpa Yeti felt uncomfortable wearing a thong, which made its bottom rather sore.
Suddenly Brett noticed something fishy. In haste, Grandpa pulled his jumper over his Yeti-bottom because the time for banning modesty was nigh.
Shak shots got the Lakers intoxicated, until Armageddon loomed.
Surprisingly, Shak started fudging his fingers frivolously inside his left nostril and pulled lazerzubb backwards from certain venture-capitalists which had kept dot-com boom rentboys in corporate sweden superstardom, brightly-clad washrooms and CSS castles.
Driving Miss Daisy wild caused shak, lazerzubb, DaveN and Brett to spontaneously leave Georgia in thongs stolen from SinclairUser used-knickers .inc (Chicago).
jpjones cried wolf has a-large-electrical-power-outages cause-and-effect-baby-boom-friction-less-inner-thigh-knob-grinding.org.
[edited by: Quinn at 3:52 pm (utc) on Aug. 15, 2003]