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I hate Freakin’ Mayonnaise

         

ukgimp

10:18 am on Aug 7, 2003 (gmt 0)

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A simple task like buying sandwiches becomes my eternal nightmare. All but one of around 200 sandwiches had flaming mayonnaise on them. The other day I was pleased to see a sandwich that was called “simply chicken”. Fantastic I thought, but out of suspicion I checked the ingredients only to discover that “simply chicken” contains mayonnaise with black pepper. I wrote to the makers and pointed out my problem and their misleading packaging. I got a full apology, £5 and a promise that it would be passed onto their branding dept.

Add to that monkeys at restaurants who successfully omit the mayonnaise only to add coleslaw, which if I am not mistaken is made with f’in mayonnaise.

Anyhow, I don’t expect you to care or for this post to make it onto the front page on WebmasterWorld I just wanted to complain to the world at large

[edited by: ukgimp at 10:24 am (utc) on Aug. 7, 2003]

mivox

5:44 pm on Aug 8, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Anyone ever try the deep fried Twinkie?

Ugh... there was a booth at the county fair last night selling fried Twinkies and Snickers bars. That's just wrong. ;)

I headed right to the fried cheese curd booth myself. I think there's a definite market for a poutine booth there, if I could get the equipment together in time for next year... heheh.

DrCool

6:00 pm on Aug 8, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Deep Fried Twinkies are great. Deep Fried Oreos are also wonderful. They turn into a brown mushy mess and taste great.

My friends and I were bored one evening so we fired up the deep fryer and started battering and frying nearly anything we could find in the fridge and cupboards: pickles, bananas, cherry pie, various candy bars, Krispy Kremes, apples, hard boiled eggs, mac & cheese, and the list goes on.

Fiver

7:43 pm on Aug 8, 2003 (gmt 0)

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there was a big cheese plant near where I grew up, real high quality stuff, kind of a microbrew for cheese.

I heard through the grapevine that one time one of the towers soured.. and the unusable junk was sold to Kraft for some kind of processed "cheese".

how did this become the biggest foo thread I've seen in ages? :) guess us teckies like our food.

Lilliabeth

9:26 pm on Aug 9, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Oh, I hate mayonnaise. I just might join that club.

Someone mentioned fried pickles... love them. Dill chips battered and deep fried, with Ranch dressing for dip, and sweet tea to drink. Any others here from the American South?

AAnnAArchy

7:38 am on Aug 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'm a condiment freak. I like just about anything you can store on the door in your fridge. Pick-a-peppa, bbq, teriyaki, chili, mustard, mayo, Miracle Whip, hot sauces, etc. Sometimes I think about buying an extra little fridge for the condiments.

Yidaki

9:29 am on Aug 10, 2003 (gmt 0)

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ukgimp, aren't you living in the wrong country then? I always thought that the uk is the unofficial home of the mayo. My first and only visit to uk (London & Canterbury) was a 10 days mayo and mint sauce nightmare. urgh ...

That's why i love much more the south european countries (esp. France, Italia) - it's to hot to sell mayo - since mayo is made of eggs (normally), it's dangerous to eat it if it's not kept cool all the time. Therefor you won't find much mayo in southern countries. Ok, you won't find much sandwiches there, too.

ukgimp

7:09 am on Aug 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>>Oreos are also wonderful

What are oreos, my only knowledge of them are in Every Which way but Loose as the "baboon" likes them.

Yadaki :

Not able to do much about that at the moment but, you never know
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Yidaki

7:41 am on Aug 11, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Wow, wish you luck, ukgimp!

FYI: as a - presumably - future ozzie, you should know that Yadaki is Yidaki / Yirdaki [sites.uws.edu.au] ... :)

bigM_sh

1:15 am on Aug 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Mayo is great...

But i especially like the Spanish variation with lots of garlic, Aioli, it's a great dip for bread or deep fried fish

mivox

1:28 am on Aug 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Nothing beats aioli with calamari.... mmmmmm.

Yidaki

7:25 am on Aug 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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>aioli

C'mon Aioli is NOT mayo! The only significant similarity with mayo is the use of oil (olive oil for aioli though) and vinegar. But please don't call aioli the spanish version of mayo! >:)

BTW: the best ailo is done with potatoes - the traditional aioli. At least the ailoi that the spanish part of my family does in Mallorca. ;)

mivox

5:54 pm on Aug 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Aioli (from GourmetSleuth):
4 cloves garlic, minced
2 egg yolks
1 cup extra virgin olive oil
2 teaspoons lemon juice
salt to taste
ground black pepper to taste

Mayonnaise (from CuisineDuMonde):

2 egg yolks
1/4 teaspoon of mustard
1 teaspoon of white wine vinegar
8.8 fl oz of olive oil
2 teaspoons of hot water
1/2 teaspoon of lemon juice or to taste
salt & pepper to taste

Sounds pretty similar to me... ;) Take the garlic out of the aioli, then add vinegar, mustard and lemon, and you have mayonnaise. The mayo recipe in my cookbook at home doesn't even include vinegar, so it's even closer!

Yidaki

6:10 pm on Aug 12, 2003 (gmt 0)

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LOL, mivox, at least the traditional mallorcan don't cook after a cookbook. However, i gonna ask my grammy since you made me disconcerted. ;)

mivox

12:57 am on Aug 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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Well, none of my relatives have ever made either mayonnaise or aioli, so I don't have much choice... But I'd love to see your grandmother's recipe. :)

Macguru

1:32 am on Aug 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I like mayonaise so much I always make my own. It has been well over ten year since I bought some industrial stuff in a jar.

My reciepe is pretty similar to one mivox quoted, exept I dont use water at all, use grape pit oil and put 4 tablespoons of hot mustard. I can keep 500 ml jar for more than a month in the fridge. I use what is left over in the bowl as a base for salad dressing.

I just can't imagine cheeseburgers, french fries, chicken, tuna or tomatoe sandwiches without mayonaise.

The problem with flaming mayonaise is no one is is right mind should put it in anything hours before eating it. No one should trust anything with 'mayo' in it it from a vending machine.

<sidenote> Do you guys know that Cheez Wizz, is a military specification? They wanted 'cheese' that could stay for 25 years on the shelves before it could be served. You can use the stuff as a emergency sealant in submarines too. ;)</sidenote>

driesie

12:51 pm on Aug 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I'm probably the only Belgian here, so it's my duty to defend mayonaisse on chips!
And I'm talking about the homemade stuff!

Nothing better than going to an old fashioned ship-van (they look like caravans, and are slowly dissappearing from the Belgian landscape), and get a bag (or box) of (homemade) fries with a spoonfull of (homemade) mayo. I'm talking here about real fries (or ships, whatever you want to call them), i.e. the nice crispy, not to thick, not to thin, freshly cut (not frozen), fried twice (once in "cold" 150C fat, then let them cool down, then fry them again in the warmer 190C fat). Not like the potato type of undefined soggy pale things they call chips in this country (I live in the UK now). No wonder they soak them with vinigar, it's just so you wouldn't notice they were soggy in the first place and you wouldn't taste they're not cooked properly.

Same with the mayo, talking about the nice homemade stuff that actually tastes of something.

Mmm, lovely ...

mivox

6:32 pm on Aug 13, 2003 (gmt 0)

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My reciepe is pretty similar to one mivox quoted, exept I dont use water at all, use grape pit oil and put 4 tablespoons of hot mustard.

I mix mustard into plain mayo sometimes, mainly for sausages. The recipe in my cookbook at home doesn't use water either, but I wouldn't have thought of using grapeseed oil. Last time I made mayo at home, I remember the olive oil flavor totally overwhelmed it. Not that I don't like olive oil, but I think mayo should have it's own flavor.

Then again, my cookbook also recommends using "egg substitute" because of the "danger" of using raw eggs, so it looks like I'll end up playing this one by ear too... egg substitute?! Ugh.

Do you guys know that Cheez Wizz, is a military specification?

Well, I've seen military MRE cheese packets, and they need to call Kraft and get another copy of the *real* Cheez Whiz recipe, because they screwed it up something awful along the way... hehehe

I'm probably the only Belgian here, so it's my duty to defend mayonaisse on chips!

I'm going to try to make it to Belgium for a beer festival this December... I'll have to try to hunt down some proper chips & mayo while I'm there. They sound fabulous. :)

ovrnoot

8:31 pm on Aug 13, 2003 (gmt 0)



I'm finding it almost impossible to realize that you lot have been talking about food for...well, a long time. I originally came to this fine place to search for answers that involved my computer...and hard drives...I think...but that that was before I started to become hungry...for mayo...and sandwich spread...and butter/wonderbread/banana/honey and peanut butter sangies, and french fries/chips/stafford crips/fried sliced potatoes...and avacadoes with mayo spread all over 'um, an'...an'...
I godda go get something to EAT!

havarian

12:56 pm on Aug 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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mivox regarding allioli, the eggs is only used when you dont have the time to make a proper allioli, you can make the original of just olive oil, garlic and a bit of salt and some patience.;)

mivox

4:57 pm on Aug 14, 2003 (gmt 0)

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I originally came to this fine place to search for answers that involved my computer...

Even geeks gotta eat! :)

just olive oil [...] and some patience

Geeks got no patience. :) Although with an electric mixer, it might not require so much patience.

ovrnoot

6:42 pm on Aug 14, 2003 (gmt 0)



I have found tho' that mayo on the inside of a computer just doesn't sit well atall
You know that yellow mayo that they've got in England, I think it's called salad dressing...well, take a lettuce leaf, spread that yellow stuff on it, then a slice of ham, then a slice of cheese, you know, the type that's sliced and wrapped in plastic (yum) then roll the whole thing up, betcha can't eat just one!
OH! know why they call lettuce the honeymoon food?
lettuce alone eh!
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