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0] I had suspicions months ago
1] From years ago until now, sometimes I was thinking something like:
'hope the damn woman will get another man'
2] now, finally the whole thing gets to reality.
3] I'll admit, I am a lot disappointed & sad & etc, even
if the woman's mind has gone through the exact path I 've previewed.
4] only thing I cant delay now is a choice from [AND/OR]:
- do a quick 'rm -f -r /' on his linux box.
- squirt an anchovy's tube on his car's radiator.
- in a true 'Altman-Shortcuts' way, cut [AND/OR] burn _all_ his clothes shoes etc..
No more sunglasses on the beach, you can look at who you want ;)
One day, your unwitting ex-g will fill out a membership form - but you, anticipating this, will only allow her profile to "match" with troglodytic stalker types that will ruin her life.
;)
(In my case, the woman knew us both, so I hold them equally guilty... but I drive around in his car a lot, so I'd be punishing myself if I chose anchovy-based vengeance.)
Unless the guy is a friend or acquaintence
do a quick 'rm -f -r /' on his linux box
and don't deny being a geek cminblues ;-) you started your list at 0 :-)
You got the guys mobile number? Im sure you'll be able to find it somehow! ;)
It not saying that this the way to go, but let me tell you a short story.....
A colleague of mine got a call from his girl saying she's was getting random text messages from someone (some really complimentary, some positively nasty).
So we called it, the guy hung up.
Convinced that the guy was his girl's ex, we (er, I) came up with a course of action.
I wont go into details, but it involved the guys mobile number and surfing gay singles forums all afternoon.....
Shame it turned out a few days later that the guy had been calling the wrong number and was in fact a complete stranger.....
Ah well.
Scott :)
cminblues,
It is a tough thing to go through cminblues. It sounds like you weren't happy in the relationship, but it still hurts when it happens.
So why not phone life insurance sales person saying you need some advice and can you come by girlfriends at 8:15 (which is 10 minutes after the last salesperson was told to drop by).
:)
..... Shane
>>Unless the guy is a friend or acquaintence>>do a quick 'rm -f -r /' on his linux box
Doesn't the 2nd quote answer the first clause?
Good point. Anchovy paste for both of them. It's an admirably non-violent, yet intensely unpleasant idea. I'd also suggest limberger cheese in the heater vents, if both of them leave their cars unlocked. (As I am certainly not recommending any sort of breaking and entering sort of activity...)
