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Marshall

9:52 am on Jul 9, 2022 (gmt 0)

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An old, blind Marine wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a shot of Jack Daniels.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the bartender, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says,
'Before you tell that joke I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know five things:
1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weight lifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, do you still wanna tell that blonde joke?'
The blind Marine thinks for a second, shakes his head and mutters, 'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

lucy24

3:10 pm on Jul 9, 2022 (gmt 0)

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:: groan ::

In an adjoining, non-foo thread it was reported that Elon Musk is pulling out of the Twitter deal. I couldn't help but be reminded of the longago Weekend Update (SNL) report, “President Ford announced today that he is pulling out of Angola. A frustrated Angola could not be reached for comment.”

buckworks

4:30 pm on Jul 9, 2022 (gmt 0)

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Q. Why do we need blonde jokes?
A. To give the brunettes something to do on Saturday nights.

tangor

9:13 pm on Jul 9, 2022 (gmt 0)

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I actually have a database of 3,150 blonde jokes. The posting public continues to recycle blonde jokes zillions of times with only a few alterations. Most are hilarious, but as with all jokes, someone might be offended :)

Bird jokes, on the other hand, are less likely to offend:

A man walks into a pet shop to buy a bird. He sees a parrot sitting on a perch saying "Pieces of seven, pieces of seven!" and "Polly want a biscuit!" He says to the proprietor of the shop, "What's wrong with that parrot? Shouldn't it be saying "Pieces of Eight" and "Polly want a cracker?"

The owner says, "That bird is for sale at a reduced rate. It has a parroty error."