Steps for reading articles:
1 - accept cookies
2 - deny notifications
3 - deny website location
4 - decline subscription invite
5 - mute sound/block autoplay
6 - dismiss "free articles remaining" notice
7 - Shrink banner (dropdown etc)
8 - Click "read more"
9 - Forget it
Disclaimer: I did not create this incomplete list. The list keeps getting longer, do your part to shrink it down again!