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5:07 am on May 20, 2018 (gmt 0)

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Haven't done the humor stuff for a while, got slammed a few times for PC considerations, so I hope this one is okay. We do need a laugh every now and then. Can't vouch for this being true, don't care, the punch line is exquisite! (note: old stuff, find in G or B everywhere.)

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In a recent linguistic competition held in London and attended by, supposedly, the best in the world, Samdar Balgobin, a Guyanese man, was the clear winner with a standing ovation which lasted over 5 minutes.

The final question was: How do you explain the difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED in a way that is easy to understand? Some people say there is no difference between COMPLETE and FINISHED.

Here is his astute answer:

"When you marry the right woman, you are COMPLETE. When you marry the wrong woman, you are FINISHED. And when the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are COMPLETELY FINISHED!"

He won a trip around the world and a case of 25-year old Scotch.
5:29 am on May 20, 2018 (gmt 0)

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so about complete vs completed...
8:33 am on May 20, 2018 (gmt 0)

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As I said to a lady friend, "You need a new cosmetic surgeon. It's as plain as the nose on your forehead."
8:56 am on May 20, 2018 (gmt 0)

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Take my wife please.
 

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