Punchline Thread

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Punchline Thread

just punchlines - no jokes

lawman

8:18 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

Punchline:

The genie was hard of hearing. He thought I said I wanted a 12 inch pianist.

Leosghost

8:34 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

Punchline:
Do you always wear a condom when running in a marathon..?

Leosghost

8:40 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

Punchline:
Indigo..

lucy24

10:08 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

Punch line:
21

The dreadful part is that I'm fairly certain I originally heard the joke from my mother.

Lapizuli

10:53 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

I've got three:

A newspaper.
To get to the other side.
42.

Shepherd

11:19 pm on Jul 11, 2015 (gmt 0)

"Don't be evil..."

Sorry, I couldn't help myself...

piatkow

10:49 am on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

Said the actress to the bishop

tbear

1:55 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

Said the bishop to the actress...

;D

lawman

2:21 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

Because she wouldn't eat her mushrooms.

piatkow

3:45 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

With reference to the Pet Fish thread

"Like a fish needs a bicycle"

tangor

4:51 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

Ashtray on a motorcycle.

(You had to be there)

matrix_jan

5:59 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

To which the barman says, "May I push in your stool?"

lawman

7:58 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

The bartender says, "What is this, some kind of joke?"

lucy24

8:18 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

"No, but my father used to work for your mother."

Lapizuli

8:28 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

"Yes, I'm positive."

tangor

10:19 pm on Jul 12, 2015 (gmt 0)

Farted the Star Spangled Banner.

lawman

11:24 am on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

I don't know who he is but his face sure rings a bell

lawman

11:25 am on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

Everything was going just fine until the ice cream truck drove by

engine

11:56 am on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

I'll have what she's having!

tangor

2:19 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

...and the bluebird sang.

Brett_Tabke

3:35 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

And then Paul Gardi said, "Page Rank! Page Rank! Why would we use 10 year old technology"?

[edited by: Brett_Tabke at 1:34 am (utc) on Aug 9, 2015]

lawman

3:50 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

OK, coffee break's over. Back on your heads.

Leosghost

4:09 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

Sundays, "the boss" spends all day waterskiing..

tbear

4:55 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

And the toker asks the Devil, 'You got a light'

Lapizuli

5:45 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

It's a fine line between a punchline and a one-liner.

tangor

6:46 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

....the fence is electrified.

lucy24

8:25 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

"You're in an airplane."

Yes, yes, I know. But I wanted to throw in something that everyone recognizes.

Leosghost

9:32 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

A tachyon goes into a bar..

grandpa

11:46 pm on Jul 13, 2015 (gmt 0)

You've seen this one....

My goat was tied to a transmission.

lucy24

12:22 am on Aug 8, 2015 (gmt 0)

"Lad, I don't know where you've been
But I see you won first prize."

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