Haha phranque, you answered me with a straight face.
Heh, that's funny, I didn't know your own question was facetious. But then I never looked all that closely at an 8-track tape.
For the benefit of young squirts who blundered into this thread by mistake: eight-track players were popular for a couple of weeks around 1974. As I remember it, they combined the worst features of all sound-recording systems invented up to that date. Quadrophonic sound was a failed attempt to get people to buy twice as many speakers.
I never knew, or even heard about, anyone having a quad system during the five minutes they were in existence. And the only people I ever knew who had an 8-track player were the neighbors I babysat for. That was part of a cabinet system-- the kind with a TV screen in the middle, flanked by two speakers facing straight forward, the whole thing of course set flat against a wall.
Hey, I have a box of 8-tracks somewhere... No player for them any more, but that's beside the point.
The main thing I hated about 8-tracks is the wasted space on the tape. (You divide an album's songs between the 4 tracks, and the the total amount of music on all 4 tracks was never close to being the same.) Even more annoying is when the record companies would fill the blank space with another song, which got cut off part of the way through it.
The second thing I hated was tape players that liked eating tapes...
No player for them any more, but that's beside the point.
I recently made a new rule for myself: Every day I have to get rid of something. Throw away, recycle, donate to charity. Carrying it down to the garage doesn't count. Getting rid of things currently in the garage does count.
I figure it will take about six months before I start noticing a difference.
The main thing I hated about 8-tracks is the wasted space on the tape.
Conversely, the one thing I dislike about CD* reissues is that they destroy the albumness. On vinyl there are three key points: first song; first song on second side; last song. On a CD there are only two. There should be a longer gap in the middle. Or an audio blip. Or something. Sound effect of needle coming to end of record and returning to home?
* I spent quite a while staring at my originally typed "DVD" before figuring out what was wrong with it. :(