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Canadians have been so busy explaining to the Americans that we aren't British, and to the British that we aren't Americans that we haven't had time to become Canadians.
- Helen Gordon McPherson
I am a Canadian, free to speak without fear, free to worship in my own way, free to stand for what I think right, free to oppose what I believe wrong, or free to choose those who shall govern my country. This heritage of freedom I pledge to uphold for myself and all mankind.
- John Diefenbaker (From the Canadian Bill of Rights, July 1, 1960.)
It's never felt more Canadian to be Canadian than it does now.
- Douglas Coupland
The old believe everything: the middle-aged suspect everything the young know everything.
O nash
Candy is dandy But liquor is quicker.
"Smaller than a knick on the neck of a gnat."
Eubonically speaking, that be small.
Pendanticist.
"I fear no beer"
Mac
From a bumper sticker:
"Pray for me, I drive on US 19"
"Goals are dreams with a plan."
"Some of us have great stories. Pretty stories, that take
place at lakes, with boats and friends, and noodle salad. Just no one in this car. But a lot of people, that's their story. Good times, noodle salad. What makes it so hard is not that you had it bad, but that you're that pissed that so many others had it good." - Jack Nicholson as Melvin in As Good As It Gets
"When the Fox hears the Rabbit scream, he comes a runnin....but not to help."
Pendanticist.
-Terry Pratchett
Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an ****.
Don't piss me off. I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
Reality is a crutch for people who can't handle drugs.
Friends help you move. Best friends help you move bodies.
Always remember you're unique, just like everybody else.
There comes a time when one must take a position that is neither safe nor popular,
but he must take it because his conscience tells him that it is right." by Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr.
For X-Files fans:
"Nothing happens in contradiction of nature; only in contradiction to what we know of it."
"If coincidences are just coincidences, why do they feel so contrived?"
"Please explain to me the scientific nature of the whammy"
If a captain's sole concern was the safety of his ship, he would never let it leave the harbour
"If common sense was common, everyone would have it."
Marx Bros:
"There AIN'T no Sanity Clause!"
Dan Quayle:
"It isn't pollution that's harming the environment. It's the impurities in our air and water that are doing it."
"One word sums up probably the responsibility of any vice president, and that one word is `to be prepared'. "
"Republicans understand the importance of bondage between a mother and child. "
"I could take this home, Marilyn. This is something teenage boys might find of interest."
-- Vice President Dan Quayle, when purchasing a South American Indian Doll that, when lifted, displays an erection, 3/11/90 (reported in Esquire, 8/92)
Tim
