My favorite quote.

What's yours?

[macrost]

"As a man, I had no choice. I took off my shoe and beat him to death. Each time my non-marking vulcanized rubber outsole struck his rapidly softening melon, I growled through clenched teeth the name of a different Kurt Russell character that deserved respect."

[Receptional Andy]

Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan.

[ritualcoffee]

attitudes are contagious, mine might kill you

-?

[volatilegx]

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy"

-Benjamin Franklin

[OntheEdge]

Bumperstickers
Seen on a 1977 Dodge Dart
"Speed up your computer....delete Windows"

Seen, placed upside down, on a Jeep
"If you can read this - please flip me back over"

[Mike12345]

"I did not have sexual relations with that woman"

- Cill Blinton

or there abouts.

:)

[Kimberly]

Consulting: If you are not a part of the solution, there's good money to be made in prolonging the problem.

or

Sometimes the best solution to morale problems is to fire all the unhappy people.

or

If Al Gore invented the internet, how come every Web page begins with "dubya, dubya, dubya"?

[troels nybo nielsen]

"When will they ever learn?"

- Pete Seeger

[spherica]

"I know why you want to hate me, cause hate is all the world has even seen lately."
-Limp Bizkit

[photoace]

Disco is a dichotomy in two cords that is digressing its listeners to apathy.

--bathroom wall Yosemite Park

[Rhadamanthus]

"Due to a shortage of mirrors, this department will henceforth run on smoke alone."

[copongcopong]

"Out of clutter, find Simplicity.
From discord,find Harmony.
In the middle of difficulty lies opportunity."

-- Albert Einstein

[Robino]

"Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

(G.W. Bush)

[hayluke]

"I may not agree with what you say but I will defend to the death your right to say it."
~Voltaire

Particualrly true at the moment..

[IanTurner]

If you come into the world with nothing and you die in debt, you've made a profit.

[ritch_b]

I didn't say it was your fault - I said I was going to blame you.

or perhaps

Crime doesn't pay? Just like my job then.

R.

[seth_wilde]

"If pro is the opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?"

-written on the wall of a bathroom on capitol hill

"640K ought to be enough for anybody."

- Bill Gates

[mivox]

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is strength, in water there is bacteria.

[lawman]

The young girl's mother was expecting. When asked if she wanted a baby brother or a baby sister, the young girl replied, "I don't care, as long as it's wealthy."

[Skylo]

In life we ultimately all die, the only option we have is how we will be remembered.

[Skylo]

<added> Dyslexia rules, KO </added>

[pendanticist]

I believe it was Menander back around 500 A.D. said:

"We live not as we wish, but as we can."

On a more contemporary line from Lee Iacoca:

"You're either part of the solution, or part of the problem." or was it "Lead, Follow, or Get out of the way!"

If Latin is your thing: "Audi Alterum Partum"

Pendanticist.

[mykel]

Life is like a hot shower - one wrong turn and you're in hot water.

[HollyKay]

Stupid is as stupid does.

[HowlingWizard]

Do it right the first time or do it right the second time.

[jeremy goodrich]

All is not black and white, but shades of gray.

~from the Tao Te Ching

[cwebb]

If you ain't gonna play to win, why keep score?

[Skylo]

One for us webmasters:)

If you want something done right do it yourself

[kwngian]

Sign somewhere:

No tresspassing.
Violators will be shot.
Survivors will be violated.

Forum somewhere:

someone says: Kiss my a**
someone reply: CAN I HAVE FRIES WITH THAT?

[Jon_King]

A bumper sticker reads:

Get any closer and I'll flick a booger on your windshield.

[mil2k]

"I am extremely Sorry. I thought you were Intelligent. My mistake"