A little girl steps out of the bathroom and walks into the kitchen where her Mom is making a cake.
The little girl asks "Mommy, can I lick the bowl?"
Her mother growls "No, you'll flush it just like everyone else!"
topr8
10:14 am on Nov 17, 2011 (gmt 0)
... i'm loving your titles!
phranque
1:54 pm on Nov 17, 2011 (gmt 0)
i think he cheated on this title - it's not really alliterative unless he uses the voiceless dental fricative version of "th".
lucy24
11:05 pm on Nov 17, 2011 (gmt 0)
Or pronounce everything with the aspirated non-fricative-- either dental or alveolar-- as used by many non-native speakers. It then becomes a perfect match for initial T, which is also aspirated in English. Neener-neener.
Or you can call it a "spelling alliteration", in the same way that
Now you are come, all my grief is removed Let me forget that so long have I roved
is called a "spelling rhyme".
incrediBILL
2:11 am on Nov 18, 2011 (gmt 0)
i think he cheated on this title - it's not really alliterative
You made the incorrect assumption I was striving for alliteration.
I gave that idea up days ago ;)
I was just looking to spice it up a bit instead of using the old cliched titles like "friday funnies".
phranque
7:34 am on Nov 18, 2011 (gmt 0)
call it a "spelling alliteration"...
call it poetic license, or in plain english call it cheating.
