Friday Physics Funny

[incrediBILL]

We don’t allow faster than light neutrinos in here, said the bartender.

A neutrino walks into a bar.



If you don't get it at first, think about it for a while...

[Leosghost]

The tachyon said darkly ,"doesn't matter anyway"..its all relative ..or not..

[Leosghost]

If you don't get it at first, think about it for a while..

or before , or after, or not

[lucy24]

You've got your precognition turned on again, haven't you.

[Leosghost]

Maybe

[jecasc]

I laughed before I even read the joke.

[rocker]

A neutron goes into a bar and asks the bartender "how much for a beer?" the bartender replies for you no charge.

[bhonda]

'You sure you don't want one?', the neutron asks the electron. 'Yeah, I'm positive'.