I'm campaigning in a small rural town for a local election. I'm going door to door, thought I'd share a couple 'user comments' I've had so far.
Guy opens the door, grabs my card, looks at it and comes out with "do you support capital punishment"? Really? You're asking me this for local government? Why yes, in fact, let's put up some gallows in the downtown area for friday night entertainment.
"I want a park for my dog. And change the name of the street, because there's someone with that name in the papers right now. But they won't change the name because it's a women's issue. And how come that grocery store had to close? Also, my taxes are too high". I guess I shouldn't campaign in my Santa Claus suit. This same person also told her dog to bite me. Twice. Haha. Only joking.
Snatches my card without saying a word. Looks at it. Throws it back at me and says "Keep it. I've already made up my mind." OoooK then. Is that what you want me to say if I get elected and you come to session with problems? I've made up my mind, so don't bother talking to me? I bet that makes things simpler.
Anyway, I'm off to do some more knocking on doors.