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Fribble

7:15 am on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I got a kick out of Weeks's soap post - especially with the simple-but-useful bar-melding technique that was shared. I used to just grind the last sliver down the drain with my foot like one would grate cheese. Whoops!

Naturally I thought I would see if I could coax everyone into sharing their morning/evening hygienic routines - those things that they've picked up that make things cheaper/easier/faster. What are your morning routine hacks? Here's three of mine:

I've discovered that a metal safety razor with replaceable double-sided blades nets me a closer shave than disposable plastic jobbies at about $60/year total cost, less cuts, and a faster shave. I also lather up with hand soap instead of specialized foam/gel/shaving soap. It's fast, easy, and blades are dirt cheap (100 for ~$25)

I also trim my beard in the shower before turning on the water, so that when I shower the stubble gets washed down the drain for easy clean-up. Been doing it for years and no clogs yet.

In my shower, I have installed a small soap shelf above the height of the showerhead, upon which I place a fresh bar of soap (in the box) to avoid the inevitable scenario where you step into a running shower to discover that the soap is gone, only to have to get out wet and grab one. Keeping it in the box means that when it gets used, one has to throw the box out of the shower - so it acts as reminder to put a new one up there when you get out - should your short-term memory be a nonexistant, like mine.

lawman

10:04 am on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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In a pinch I've used my wife's hair conditioner for shaving cream. Works great - and leaves me feeling silky smooth. ;)

J_RaD

12:41 pm on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)




to avoid the inevitable scenario where you step into a running shower to discover that the soap is gone, only to have to get out wet and grab one


what about jumping in the shower realizing you have no towel :-P

I don't really have a morning routine, i normally start my day on a bike seat and after that I'm so hot and sweaty i walk in and go right to the shower, cold hot water it doesn't matter I'm dumping shampoo and soap and getting clean.

I have an electric razor so shaving is normally done walking around doing something else then finishing up in front of a mirror to make sure I didn't miss anything.

when I stopped the 9 to 5 stuff I lost anything that resembled a routine, I don't even roll outa bed the same time everyday.

Old_Honky

2:02 pm on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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My tip, which was passed on to me by the chap who used to cut my hair when a boy, he was an ex desert rat which is where he picked it up, is to dry yourself with the flannel (face cloth in USA) before you leave the shower. Then you only have to buff yourself over with a towel or on a hot day just air dry.

After showering I rinse the flannel under hot water, turn the shower off then wring out the flannel until it is almost dry. In this state it is very absorbent so I keep using it like a towel, wringing it dry every so often then when I finally step out of the shower I don't even leave a wet footprint on the mat. I usually then spread a bath towel on the bed and lie on top of it for a couple of minutes, then give myself a quick rub down and I'm bone dry.

piatkow

3:30 pm on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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I use a cut throat razor to trim around the edges of my "full set" and keep my neck free of stubble. The up front cost of razor and strop was a bit high but I haven't needed to buy a blade for two years.

jimbeetle

5:19 pm on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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The biggest part of my morning routine is trying not to reach for the wrong bottle or tube. Don't gargle with witch hazel. Don't splash mouthwash on face. Don't brush teeth with hair gel.

rocknbil

5:26 pm on Aug 21, 2010 (gmt 0)

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Never, ever, ever, ever . . .

put the Preparation H in the same cabinet as the toothpaste.

Routine:
5:30 AM alarm, generic name Siamese cat, goes off. Without fail.
5:31 Make coffee, take dog out.
5:45 Feed dog, first cup.
5:50 Begin Wii workout: Yoga stretches, strength exercises mixed in with wieghts.
7:00 Leash dog, run one mile
7:20 breakfast.
7:45 shower
7:50 Shave, use an Electric, not as close as I'd like but wife bought it for me and saves time.
8:00 off to "work."

wyweb

5:31 pm on Aug 22, 2010 (gmt 0)



My morning routine is get the coffee going and if I pull that one off without a hitch I take it as a good sign.

Useful advice? Yeah, make sure you put the coffee pot back in the machine after you turn it on.

Some other tidbits of acquired higher learning...

Make sure the seat is down before you sit on the pot.

If your significant other has things hanging on the shower rod, in the shower itself and scattered throughout the bathroom at various points, just skip the shower. In fact skip the bathroom entirely and head down to the gas station to brush your teeth.

Always consult with your significant other before buying toilet paper. If possible, let her do it herself. If you're thinking about buying her a new bottle of shampoo in anticipation of how pleased she'll be with your thoughtfulness, take the empty bottle with you to the store. Better yet, sit at the phone with the empty bottle in hand and read off the brand name word for word to the store manager before you even leave the house.

If you take the newspaper in the bathroom with you - take it with you when you leave.

Never, ever ask why she's taking so long in there. It automatically doubles the time she'll spend.

If you accidentally knock over a few of the 23 bottles that line the perimeter of the tub, pick them up and put them back exactly where they were.

If you're feeling particularly daring some morning ask her, "Baby, why are there 3 bottles of the same thing in here?" She'll be glad to tell you.

If she's late and in a hurry do not confuse her with difficult questions like, "What do you want to do for supper tonight?" You'll pay for it one way or another.

My advice for men who share bathroom space with their women: Eat the cost and build a second one. Either that or don't touch anything and keep your mouth shut and if she even acts like she's headed that way, clear out and don't plan on coming back soon.

lawman

6:40 pm on Aug 22, 2010 (gmt 0)

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Was told by sticky mail that my post contained TMI. Just wanted to let everyone know that it's true except for the "silky smooth" part. ;)

weeks

9:20 pm on Aug 23, 2010 (gmt 0)

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Shave, use an Electric, not as close as I'd like but wife bought it for me and saves time.


ditto