Comments please.:)

[Pozo]

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Why do people say, “you’ve been working like a dog” when dogs just sit around all day?

What should one call a male ladybird?

If the “black box” flight recorder is never damaged during a plane crash, why isn’t the whole airplane made out of that stuff?

Why do most cars have speedometers that go up to at least 130 when you legally can’t go that fast on any road?

[Anyango]

If the shape of Earth is Circular, or Oval or anything of that sort, where are the ends from where the downward slopes start ? why doesnt sea water fall out into universe from there ?

[incrediBILL]

How do you make your children insane?

Buy a round house and for punishment always tell them to go stand in the corner.

[wyweb]

Following an accident, recovery of the black boxes is second in importance only to the rescue of survivors and recovery of human remains. In other words, you'll be the last person they locate.

I'd be the last person they'd locate anyway... story of my life.

Actually, I think I read somewhere that statistically speaking some seats in the plane are safer to sit in than others. Some university with too much grant money on their hands doing the study maybe.

I think the crashes they studied were the equivalent to fender benders with an automobile though.

All bets are off when a 747 takes a header in the side of a mountain.

[mack]

Cornered in a round room.. yea, between the roof and wall :P

Mack.

[vik_c]

All bets are off when a 747 takes a header in the side of a mountain.

Also when it drops in the middle of the ocean.

[callivert]

Also when it drops in the middle of the ocean.

not if there's an island with mysterious magnetic properties within swimming distance.

[youfoundjake]

We know the speed of light alright, what is the speed of darkness?

I don't have the exact number, but I can tell you for certain that dark is faster than light. How do I know?

Open a closet door, see the light go in?
But you don't see the dark come out do you....

[piatkow]

Why do birds not fall out of trees when they sleep?

the boring answer is that the default position of a bird's claws is to grip.
With an answer like that I don't think I'll ever get a part on "Clue". (New series just started by the way - UK readers).

How do you make your children insane?

Impossible, insanity is something that you catch from your children.

[Matthew1980]

Hi all,

This one gets me outside the local school whenever I drive past, ever since I saw it on a viral somewhere:-

SLOW CHILDREN CROSSING!

Hurry up then!

And I read this one a while back:-

"I'm so quick, I fall fast asleep"

<groan>

Cheers,
MRb

[WesleyC]

Life is a contagious, terminal disease. There is no cure that does not also have terminal side effects.

The first 3 letters of catastrophe are "cat".

The first landing on the moon was accomplished by two men in a tiny landing capsule with an exterior skin composed of a variant of tin foil. This was the only barrier between them and space. The entire system they flew in on had approximately the same computational capacity as a modern digital wristwatch.

Edit: Ack, didn't realize this topic was a week old. Sorry!