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Listed below are a few of the more life changing ones.
Thanks for whoever posted the one about using poop in the glue on envelopes, because now I have to use a wet towel to seal them with.
Ditto for having to clean all the tops of soda pop cans.
I no longer have any life savings because I sent it all to help cure Penny Brown who is in the hospital dying for 12,000 time.
I no longer have any money at all but will be in the chips once I receive my inheritance money from Dr. John Mombasa of Nigeria from an unknown uncle of mine who died in a recent airplane crash.
I no longer have to worry about my soul or eternal salvation because I have 364,243 angels looking out after me, and also St. Teresa's novena has granted me my every wish.
I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
I no longer use cancer causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day.
Thanks to Foo I have learned that my prayer requests will not be answered unless I forward the email to 7 friends within 30 minutes.
I have learned that it is not permissible to make love to your bicycle without benefit of clergy.
And thanks for letting me know I cant boil a cup of water in the microwave because it will blow up disfiguring my face for life.
I no longer can buy gasoline unless I take some one along to watch the car so a serial killer doesn't hide in the back seat.
I no longer receive packages from Fed Ex or UPS as they are really Al Qaeda in disguise.
I learned that Canadians actually speak English too, even though I cant understand them.
Thanks to Foo I can no longer use any toilet other than my own, because a big brown African spider is lurking under the lid waiting to bite my butt causing instant and a painful death.
I no longer shop at Target as they are French and dont support our American Troops or the Salvation Army.
A German scientist discovered after a lengthy study that people with insufficent brain activity read their email with their hand on the mouse...Dont bother to take it off now, it's too late.
Every one post a reply with what wonderful or strange thing they learned from Foo this year!
Merry Christmas...The King Fisher
If you move into spaceylacie's neighborhood your cat damn well better be neutered.
I no longer eat at KFC because their chickens are mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
Really? I heard they were bred as fillets - with no bones.
And thanks for letting me know I cant boil a cup of water in the microwave because it will blow up disfiguring my face for life.
Actually that's true. Pure - that is distilled water - can be heated to around 120C before it boils. So say it's at 110C, introduce an impurity - bit of sugar, teaspoon - it will boil instantly, thus erupting out of the mug.
They did it on Mythbusters.
Thanks to Foo I can no longer use any toilet other than my own, because a big brown African spider is lurking under the lid waiting to bite my butt causing instant and a painful death.
And I learnt that some people just have far too much time on their hands - ref 'SatLav'.
On top of all this....
I learnt that dogs will actually bark...
Sausage flavour ice cream doesn't seem to be a very popular idea however jalepeno ice cream would be fine...
I shouldn't kiss my girlfriend incase I get lead poisoning...
We can have a 24 post thread about toast, but real-world threads are lucky to make 10...
Sem4u is 30...
...and we all spend far too much time on Foo!
'Shut Up' Is Hit Ringtone in Spain:
[webmasterworld.com...]
What an In and Out Burger is:
[webmasterworld.com...]
Radiohead made a lot of money with people choosing how much they wanted to pay to download their latest album:
[webmasterworld.com...]
Swearing at work is good for business:
[webmasterworld.com...]
And of course the Friday word game! :)
Sausage flavour ice cream doesn't seem to be a very popular idea however jalepeno ice cream would be fine...
I have had chilli flavour ice cream over here and it does taste pretty good. Very unusual though, as it is hot and cold at the same time.
to carry on:
I learnt that nearly everything was invented in Scotland.... ;-)
At least according to one of our highly respected senior members.
But in 2003, I learned THIS [webmasterworld.com].
So nobody told you about the Africans who will give you some thousends of black painted dollar bills with some 'wash' product to renew them for only some hondred dollars? Check your mail again!
You mean you actually read one of those emails?! ;-)
Foo also taught me to filter.....
[webmasterworld.com...] (see post 3330099)
I've tried this several times since then on various systems - works like a charm. Many thanks to lgn1 for sharing that!
Cost of being a WW subscriber: $149/yr
Reading Foo for free: Priceless!
[edited by: MamaDawg at 12:32 am (utc) on Dec. 9, 2007]
I do actually now someone who stept into this trap.
Lipik, I can't stop but think that 'someone' could be you :) kidding
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BUT in reality:
These days every achievement begins with "I"
Almost every loser's sentence begins "someone", "s/he"
Have I been getting info from the wrong source? :)
